Jr. Anti-Sex League

jr. anti-sex league is a band. jasl makes music. music is fun for the audience.
the audience will like jr. anti-sex league.
some of the music is loud and energetic. some is slow and pretty.
goes boom boom then pretty. boom boom then pretty.
jasl is from las vegas. las vegas is a bright-light city that sets souls on fire.
keep souls away from vegas.
ifiymm is a record label that pays for jasl records.
silly ifiymm, wouldn't you rather have a nintendo wii?
NO! i want jasl records!
jasl is brian, eric, brett and jason. they play music in a small room.
if it's good, they plan to get a bigger room. stay small, guys, i want to keep you.
NO! BIG!
jasl wants to be rockstars like david hasselhoff.
david hasselhoff flies planes and drives cars. we found the big time.
No, jasl you want credibility. make beauty and sincerety.
ARRRGGGHHH! television idols of AMERICA.
lights bright like home. lights warm like a parent.
a place in the sun.