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john

Let's Spork!!!

About Me

Howdy-Just when I thought I could'nt get into more trouble I thought maybe see how long it would take to get kicked off MySpace. I am a writer and a director and a professional nap taker. I have made several movies like Live Freaky! Die Freaky!, Disease is Punishment with the Network and the up coming Green Day film doc. Heart Like A Hand Grenade. Is this suppose to be a resume? Any who I thought the only good thing about the internet was going on Criag's List to find used Rim Seats and now this! Fun fact for some reason I cannot remember anyone's birthday but my own! Fun fact I peed in a stall next to John Cameron! Fun Fact I was not impressed. I will add more witty banter later..just here to check out the naked pictures!!!

My Interests

Can you say masterbating on this site? Because even if you can I would definitely not put that as an intrest. Is there a hobby box?

Music:

Where to begin? Like anyone would read this..Bob Dylan, Peaches, Rancid, X, Muse, White Stripes, Yoko Ono, Lady Soverign, M.I.A.,The Beatles, Rolling Stones, Turbonegro,The Germs, Joy Divison, Christian Death, A.F.I., Judy Garland, Cole Porter, George Gershwin, 45 Grave, Blondie, Buzzcocks, The Go-Go's, Theo!!!, The Smiths, MUSE, actually this would be better if it was music I hate like Van Halen or The Offspring..

Movies:

Faster Pussycat Kill! Kill! Kill!, The Bad Seed,Perfume Story of a Murder, Battle Royale, Wizard of Oz, Nashville, North by Northwest, Citzen Kane, The Godfather Movies, Don't Look Back, The Descent, The Excorcist, Irreversible, Beyond the Valley of the Dolls, Eraserhead, Female Trouble, Desperate Living, Paradise Lost, and lots and lots of porn!

Television:

Big Brother after Dark the best thing ever 3 hours of nothing..Warhol would have been proud! Survior cos yell at the t.v. like I am watching a Football game, Drawn Together, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Sara Silverman Show although this season so far is sucking!, Buffy the Vampire Slayer best show ever, Strangers with Candy, Third Rock from the Sun, Colbert Report ( to get my news), I can go on, my TV-O hates me. Note to myself get a life.

Books:

Under the Banner of Heaven( Those nasty Mormons) An Innocent Man and The Devil's Knot ( So this shit will never happen again).

Heroes:

You are.