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The Lord Jay Smalls

Rock And Roll Hates Me

About Me

I'm Darth Smalls, better known as Jay Smalls, a Denim Demon and President of Turbojugend S.G.V. I'm a Rocker.I love all sorts of music ranging from the 1920's to today. Primarily that between 1956 and 1979 with a major emphasis on the mid-late 60's Garage/Psychedelic era. I enjoy kicking it with my good friends, any and all jugend members and pretty much any new faces I meet. I'm Left-Handed and I'm allergic to dairy. I play guitar and sing in Red Cavalier and I DJ on the side. I also play bass, drums and organ/piano/synths but not very well! Overall, I'm pretty easy going, so don't be afraid to ask me anything about myself...I usually don't get offended easily!

My Interests

Playing/Singing on stage, Guitars, Rock n' Roll, DJ'ing, Thrift Stores, Yard/Estate Sales, Organs/Synthesizers, Cafe Racers, Vintage Scooters, Record Collecting, Pretty much all things Vintage (primarily the 60s).

I'd like to meet:

These kinda women!!

Visit the Red Cavalier Myspace page!

Music:

Definitely nothing pre-fab or mainstream! The Radio can kiss my ass...there are RARE exceptions, though. For the most part, Scandinavian Rock Bands, 60s Garage Rock/Soul and Psychedelic, 70s and 80s Punk, Ska/Reggae/Rocksteady, 70s Hard Rock, Surf and some Rockabilly. Jazz is a true passion of mine and I'm a HUGE Beatles fan. I'm also into a lot of "Indie" (ughhh, labels) bands and electronic stuff such as Make Up, Broadcast, Ladytron, Stereolab, Air, Fischerspooner, The Faint and so on. I'm kinda big on some 80s stuff but somewhat partial to what I like. Hell, I'm a DJ, I'm into a LOT of shit!

Movies:

STAR WARS...all time favorite!
Quentin Tarantino Films
David Lynch Films (Mullholland Drive and Lost Highway kick ass!!!!)
Tim Burton Films
The Godfather Trilogy
Goodfellas
Casablanca
Citizen Kane
The Wild One
Ghost World
Almost Famous
A Hard Day's Night
Help!
Something About Mary
Super Troopers
And most music/pop culture documentaries

Television:

The Simpsons, Family Guy, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Chapelle's Show, Married...With Children and most things on the History Channel

Books:

"Gangsters and Goodfellas", Henry Hill; "Lord of the Flies", William Golding; The Beatles Anthology; "The Godfather", Mario Puzo; "The Chronicles of Narnia (series)", C.S. Lewis. And "Ghost World" by Daniel Clowes!

Heroes:

Brian Wilson, John Lennon and Django Reinhardt

My Blog

Untitled 3

You stare at me with sullen eyesOh, how they seem to vandalizeIn this world, I'll fight to swimYou want someone, but am I him?
Posted by The Lord Jay Smalls on Mon, 22 Oct 2007 08:05:00 PST

So, I’ve been thinking...

Lately I've ran the thought around in my head that I can't fathom how one can say one thing and do another. Sure, I've fallen victim to this as well, I can't lie. But it seems that this has happened t...
Posted by The Lord Jay Smalls on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 01:03:00 PST

Strange dreams and lurid things

Lately, I've had some odd dreams. They're primarily about violence or destruction in one way or another. As most of you know, I'm generally a laid back guy...but I can be very malicious if need be. Ne...
Posted by The Lord Jay Smalls on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 09:12:00 PST

Slider

It's so silly to think but even sadder to knowThat the world you hold on to, is the one you let go. It's a dangerous place, the heart of a ManWho once held it all but lost both of his hands She o...
Posted by The Lord Jay Smalls on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 09:00:00 PST

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I've spoke my mind and I've stated my case.But the look I want was not on your face.I wanna right your wrongs and sing you a songBut somehow I know that soon is too long.
Posted by The Lord Jay Smalls on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 08:12:00 PST

New song Im working on...

                                           Sh...
Posted by The Lord Jay Smalls on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 10:14:00 PST

Random Meanderings From the Mind of an Eccentric

I find it strange how you can go about your life, meet so many people and yet never be able to have control over anything whatsoever. Of course you cannot expect to coerce or dictate someone's actions...
Posted by The Lord Jay Smalls on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 09:46:00 PST

Alpha

Here's something about my total detestment for these misogynistic, homophobic, pseudo tough guy people in this world!So you think you're tough, well that isn't good enough. And you think you're so hig...
Posted by The Lord Jay Smalls on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 08:31:00 PST

Untitled...

I lost my faith in the things you say, The words sound great but never stay.
Posted by The Lord Jay Smalls on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 05:02:00 PST

The Clean Life...

I've made the decision to quit drinking. I may stop all together or just DRASTICALLY cut back...especially if I'm driving...duh!But for now, it needs to stop 100%! I've done it last year for a month.....
Posted by The Lord Jay Smalls on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 04:48:00 PST