TJ SAN LUIS OBISPO COUNTY

This is my Kutte. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My Kutte is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. My Kutte, without me, is useless. Without my Kutte, I am useless. My Kutte is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will wear it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its pockets and its patches. I will ever guard it against the ravages of weather and damage as I will ever guard my legs, my arms, my eyes and my heart against damage. I will keep my Kutte dirty and ready. We will become part of each other. We will... Before God, I swear this creed. My Kutte and myself are the defenders of my country. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life. So be it, until victory is Turbonegro's and there is no enemy, but peace, and a worldwide Turbojugend!