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Hell Fire

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About Me

The name's Joel, and I like to spend any free time reading and or drawing. You wanna see what I draw? Ask and I'll show you. In any case, I do flyers and posters for ROCK N ROLL shows on the side.
Oh, I also so play guitar for Red Cavalier and Seven Dirty Words if you can't tell. I also write smutty stories, and draw crappy graphic novels.

PULP NETHERWORLD
New Favorite Song

My Interests

LINK WRAY!!! Art (low brow, realism, surrealism, impressionism, rock posterism, mangaism, etc), music, movies (psycho-noir, film noir, B-movies), cars, motorcycles, girls, booze, you know the usual. Playing guitar with my band Red Cavalier, and with Seven Dirty Words. Starting a side project called the WrayGuns.

I'd like to meet:

Link Wray!!! In the near future? People who enjoy drinking a beer while listnening to Rock N Roll. Also women with big tits and Big Butts. People who enjoy soul brother music (jazz, soul, rock n roll). Mostly Hot Rocker Girls in leather!!!

Visit Red Cavalier myspace page!

Music:

Link Wray, Chuck Berry, Little Richard, Bo Diddley, Gene Vincent's Blue Caps, Elvis, Johnny Cash, Ritchie Valens, Buddy Holly, The Wailers, The Sonics, The Chocolate Watchband, The Remians, The Seeds, The Eternals, 13th Floor Elevators, The Lemon Drops, The Trashmen, Dick Dale, the Rivieras, the Kinks, the Stones, Jimi Hendrix, MC5, Gang War, The Hellacopters, The Flaming Sideburns, Bomber, BRMC, The Jolly Jumpers, The Lousy Lovers, MicraGirls, Branded Women, Thee Ultra Bimboos, The Mummies, The Creepy Creeps, Motorhead, Backyard Babies, AC/DC, America, Grand Funk Railroad, Adam West, Bellrays, The Lords of Altamont, The Morlocks, Los Lobos, Detroit Cobras, Batmobile, White Zombie, Sahara Hotnights, The Patsy Walkers, The Soundtrack of Our Lives, Numbskull Mafia, Marie Catastrophe, Voodoo Sex Dolls, Gambler's Mark, Mother Tongue, QOTSA, Stooges, The Who, New York Dolls, Eddie and the Hot Rods, J. Thunders and the Heartbreakers, Deadboys, Buzzcocks, Ramones, Misfits, DK, Bad Religion, Social D, Adolecents, The Dragons, "Demons", the Dictators, the Strokes, FuManchu, Supersuckers, Union Carbide Productions, The Alley Dukes, The Volcanics, The Beatles, Thee Midniters, Velvet Underground, T-Rex, T-Bone Walker, John Lee Hooker, R. L. Burnside, Archie Bell, James Brown, Mary Wells, Wes Montgomery, Miles Davis,Van Morrison, Archie Bell, basically Scandanavian, Northwestern & Detroit rock (past & present), 60's motown & northern soul, doowop, etc. And my band, Red Cavalier (shameless plug)!!! The Flaming Sideburns, kick ass Rock N Roll!!! The Hellacopters!!!

Movies:


The Good, The Bad, The Ugly, FistFul of Dollars, For A Few Dollars More, Unforgiven, Tombstone, Dirty Harry, Swingers, American Graffiti, Easy Rider, Wild One, Two Lane Black Top, the Outsiders (new and old versions), This is Spinal Tap, Rebel Without a Cause, The Wanderers, Star Wars (well, 3-6), Lord of the Rings, Indiana Jones, Maltese Falcon, Casablanca, Fight Club, Sandlot, Stand By Me, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Usual Suspects, Heat, Pulp Fiction, Reservior Dogs, Kill Bill(vol 1,2), Jackie Brown, Grindhouse, Four Rooms, Ronin, Leon The Professional, Napolean Dynamite, Detroit Rock City, Back Beat, Animal House, Old School, Mystery Train, LOST HIGHWAY, MULLHOLLAND DR, INLAND EMPIRE
Hard Days Night, East of Eden, True Romance, Made, School of Rock, Old Lugosi era horror movies, The Warriors, Good Fellas, Casino, Blackboard Jungle, The Girl Can't Help It, Blue Wild Angel, Full Metal Jacket, Goodnight Cleveland (2002 Hellacopters Documentary)...

Television:

The Simpsons, Family Guy, Looney Toons, Tom and Jerry (40's 50's), South Park, Dave Chappelle, Painting with Bob Ross, Married with Children, Battlestar Galactica

Books:

Right now I'm reading Bram Stoker's Dracula, a book on The Most Evil Secret Societies in History, The Jungle, and Stranger In A Strangeland. I have read a lot into The Knights Templars, their history and myths. The Count of Monte Cristo is my favorite. I love his revenge.
A few good books that I was really into, because of how well written they were (read em in a few hours, disturbing books though)were Birdman and The Treatment.
Taken from an online review by Rick Kleffel (it sums up what I thought of the books in a good way):
"Mo Hayder made something of a splash with her first novel, last year's 'Birdman'. Her prose is quite good, but her plotting in 'Birdman' left something to be desired. On one hand, she creates some excellent characters -- moping cop Jack Caffery, his pushy artist girlfriend Rebecca, and DCI Danni Souness, Caffery's boss. But her serial killer was clearly modeled after Jamie Gumb from Thomas Harriss' 'Silence of the Lambs'. It was a startling bit of unoriginality. Finally, readers and reviewers alike found fault with her relentless and lovingly described gore, violence and sexual violence. For many it was too much, way too much. To me it seemed like fantastic special effects in the service of an inferior script. Still the characters kept me reading, and that's what a writer is supposed to do.
Her latest novel, 'The Treatment' will have those who found 'Birdman' too much calling for censorship. Really, easily, no question. It exists in an almost quantum state between exploitative trash and a well-wrought tale of terror.
What it does make apparent is that, in spite of the trappings of mystery -- a detective, crimes, lots of New Detectives (forget that fictional imitator!) forensics -- her novels are clearly horror novels. Oh, they're all too realistic, trust me on this one.
'The Treatment' is about a ring of pedophiles, child pornographers and murders. I can't claim that reading it is a pleasant experience. For a number of readers, it's the kind of book that's likely to induce cross-room volume hurling. It goes farther than you want and farther than you think.
'The Treatment' is also rather well written. The plot is certainly not directly, obviously derivative of anything I've read, though it echoes of some of Andrew Vacchs' work. Hayder doesn't bring Vacchs' searing vision to 'The Treatment'. Instead she creates a section of Brixton as a hodgepodge hellhole of shiny urban towers and dowdy suburban blight. But what she is writing here are essentially monster stories. The monsters are human, but the format and feel is strictly monster. She cranks up the tension past the point of melodrama and leaves it there. Some will find it enthralling; some will find it annoying. And a lot of people will say Mo Hayder goes too far. I'm not sure that's true, but it sounds like an effective marketing tactic.
If you read this, you should go check those books out.
I have a very limited collection of graphic novels and comics if those count in this section.
All time favorite graphic novels are Akira, Appleseed, Sin City, Batman-The Killing Joke, Heavy Metal Mags, Star Wars, eh, too many now that I think about it.
My friend has gotten me to start reading Bukowski, without her knowing it. Thanks Haley, you've opened up my world a lot more.
Ummm, Red Storm Rising (Clancy) was good. I like to read books about history, American and world history, the ocult, Free Masons. Any books on art. Got a great one in college called America's Musical History. I love music magazines, had to get rid of my smut and porn...ummm....but now I'm starting a new collection...if you've read this far, go find something better to do as I'm about to do right now.

Heroes:

Link Wray, Erin Killebrew, anyone who has the balls to stick up for what they believe in to the end.

My Blog

The smile of inebriation

I could tell she was really drunk....she kept smiling and winking at me...
Posted by Hell Fire on Tue, 03 Jun 2008 12:09:00 PST

Netherworld of Neuralgia II

Then a new light, a new fire, if you will, came along.  It was never meant to be played with.  And I knew not to.  I held it up, to help guide me through the dark corridor that has...
Posted by Hell Fire on Tue, 27 May 2008 10:02:00 PST

Netherworld of Neuralgia

I used to feel better over there.  But now I’m here, it seems that there is no care.  Burn down what you thought was happiness, and you may burn it forever.  Caress what there is,...
Posted by Hell Fire on Fri, 04 Apr 2008 03:31:00 PST

Johnny Ringo

Firing off like a slug from a .44 They've been waiting for me with my coffin door I never knew that life would be so strange Learn to love the pain, and feel so deranged Tearing down the house where I...
Posted by Hell Fire on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 01:51:00 PST

Next chapter...in what?...this mind fuck called life...

Another two months till the end of another year, and it's all the same.  Except for my time with Michelle.  That's the highlight, the best part.  Alright, gonna really buckle down and ...
Posted by Hell Fire on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 05:39:00 PST

Excerpts from The Devils Dictionary by Ambrose Bierce

Aborigines  Persons of little worth found cumbering the soil of a newly discovered country. They soon cease to cumber; they fertilize. Abstainer  A weak person who yields to the temptati...
Posted by Hell Fire on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 10:32:00 PST

Another One Of Those Mornings

She woke up at dawn, morning dew still on the windows over looking the alleyway in her apartment complex.  It was cold this particular morning.  She wrapped herself tighter in her comforter...
Posted by Hell Fire on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 03:18:00 PST

Strange way to meet...

You were content with just being you, slowly becoming content with the prospect of being just another pile of flesh, living away in this world.  You knew things must change, and you just didn't k...
Posted by Hell Fire on Sun, 24 Jun 2007 10:42:00 PST

Yeah, just for me, not you...

What do you do when you know the answer but not how to apply it in any situation.  Ask for advice, for help, for consolation, but those are not always there.  I know what needs to be done.&n...
Posted by Hell Fire on Sat, 16 Jun 2007 06:49:00 PST

The Morning's Beast

It was light out, but the window blinds were closed.  It was still easy to see that the sun did not shine through the heavy layer of fog outside.  The house was an old house, for these times...
Posted by Hell Fire on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 12:35:00 PST