MISSY OUT OF NO CONTROL
Former hooker & junkie from Bourbon Street, New Orleans.
Was rescued from her vicious pimp by K.K. Klan (half of the greedy
sleazeballs head was missing, lots of blood.) Has been taking singing
lessons from Matti Nykänen. Favorite outfit: animal skin clothing (own skin
is decorated with bruises and scented with beer, sweat and gun powder).
Hobbies: hayrides with hillbillies; "Gone With The Wind" with bourbon.
Active member of National Rifle Association.
LUKE LOVEBREED
Truckdriving son of a preacherman. Hobbies: revival meetings
and honkytonking. Rumors say that he has a habit of quoting
bible when having sex.
K.K. KLAN
Born in Waco, Texas. After returning from Vietnam 1969 started a
career as a sheriff - however, he was soon suspended on the ground
of violent behavior. Hobbies: Russian roulette with close friends;
picnicing. Thinks Nixon is still the president.
COUNTRY & WESTERLUND
Was found in the backwoods of the Appalachians: on their way to
Nashville the band stopped for a break and they found this fucker
singing and shooting cucumber cans in a nearby bush. Has recently
learned to write some simple words. Spent his first Lousy Lovers
paycheck on gold chain. Former life: unknown.
JON VOIGHT
Best known for being a bad used cars salesman & actor (remember
Midnight Cowboy?) L O U S Y gambler: wanted in four states for his
debts. Cousin of K.K. Klan. Hobbies: unkown.
The Lousy Lovers recorded history:
BLOOD IN MY VOMIT (LP 1971)
Okie From Muskogee // Chaingang // If You Don´t Like Hank Williams //
I´m in debt // Hallelujah I´m a Bum // Rock´n´Roll Killed My Mother //
Tear In My Beer // Nothing To Me // Sunday Morning Comin Down //
South´s Gonna Rise Again!
PAYCHECKS ON FIRE (LP 1972)
I Think I´m With The Devil Tonight // Goodbye My Darling, Hello Vietnam! //
Mama Tried // City Of New Orleans // Future Ain´t What It Used
To Be // Night Train To Memphis // Reverend Mr.Black // Lie Detector //
It Was Jesus // I Saw The Light
SURROUNDED BY LESBIANS (LP 1996)
Wanted Man // 5 Bums // Too Drunk To Fuck // Hangover Together //
Burning Love // Cocaine Blues // O.D´d In Denver // I Shot The
Sheriff // Trouble // Ten Wheels For Jesus
I REMEMBER NOTHING - LIVE IN USA (bootleg 2LP 1978)
Niggerburger (intro) // Okie From Muskogee // Hey Good Looking //
Chaingang // I´m In Debt // Sunday Morning Coming Down // I Think
I´m With The Devil Tonight // Tear In My Beer // I Saw The Light
5 Bums // If You Don´t Like Hank Williams // Reverend Mister Black //
Nothing To Me // Rock´n´Roll Killed My Mother // Kaw-Liga // I Shot
The Sheriff // Burning Love // South´s Gonna Rise Again //
Hallelujah, I´m A Bum!
LIVE AT KAKOLA PRISON (bootleg C-cassette 1997)
Okie From Muskogee // I Think I´m With The Devil Tonight //
Night Train To Memphis // Mama Tried // Trouble // I´m In Debt //
Chaingang // Lie Detector // I Saw The Light // South´s Gonna Rise
again! // Ten Wheels For Jesus
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