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h.d.

One must imagine Sisyphus happy."

About Me

It's different all the time.

My Interests

I'm pretty funny...funny looking! Ohhhhh!

I'd like to meet:


Music:

Sounds that make my heart melt and my booty shake.

Movies:

Alejandro Jodorowsky, Fellini, Polanski, Kazan, Wilder, Resnais, Hitchcock, movies based on Tennessee Williams' plays, too much film noir, and Robert Mitchum wherever and whenever I can. Every Thanksgiving I watch Umberto D. and contemplate ending it all until my friends forcibly turn it off, stuff my face with Tofurkey, and get me drunk. It's my holiday tradition. Yes, I have good friends. People often say I watch "weird movies." Pfffft. My favorite movie is Nights of Cabiria.

Television:

T.V. kills more brain cells than marijuana!

Books:

Charles Bukowski, Tennessee Williams, Louis-Ferdinand Celine, Kurt Vonnegut, John Fante, Francesca Lia Block, Albert Camus, Jim Carroll, James Ellroy, Baruch Spinoza, Gabriel Garcia Marquez, Arthur Rimbaud, Hunter S. Thompson, Henry David Thoreau, Jean-Paul Sartre, Jaime Hernandez, David Sedaris, Pablo Neruda, Hemingway, Burroughs, blah blah blah. My favorite book is Jane Eyre.

Heroes:

Groucho Marx. Stephen Jay Gould. Gandhi.

My Blog

"I NEVER experience sexism!"

[I am coming from a white, heterosexual background, so this list is not even going into what women of color or lesbians go through.]I have noticed that a few of my friends and people in general like t...
Posted by h.d. on Fri, 10 Oct 2008 10:33:00 PST

HIV/ AIDS - Apparently people still chose ignorance.

While in a waiting room tonight, I overheard one of the most upsetting conversations of my life. So retarded in nature, my big mouth had to actually step in.Two people were discussing HIV/AIDS and the...
Posted by h.d. on Thu, 09 Oct 2008 08:14:00 PST

Sex is overrated 'n' stuff

http://apostate.wordpress.com/2008/10/06/where-does-oppressi on-of-women-come-from/The Apostate is an ex-Muslim from the Middle East who currently resides in San Francisco and ... well ... blogs. ...
Posted by h.d. on Wed, 08 Oct 2008 04:49:00 PST

My mind has been completely blown.

Ok. So, scary Bukowski fans are fairly predictable and tend to run the same literary circuit....[And, I say "scary" because there is "I like Bukowski" and then there is ... well...me. Whatever man. my...
Posted by h.d. on Tue, 07 Oct 2008 04:05:00 PST

Who wants to drop $100 on me?

Can someone explain why the fuck Rebecca is so damn hard to get? Why is it $80?!?!?! Agh! I'll get it eventually. If I could find Time of the Gypsies and Santa Sangre for $10...I will fuckin...
Posted by h.d. on Sun, 05 Oct 2008 03:48:00 PST

The Nature of Love?

If you're inclined...read the whole damn thing. It's awesome.  If you're not...well...you'll never know! Muahahahahahahahahaha"And now, taking my leave of you, I would rehearse a tale of love whi...
Posted by h.d. on Fri, 03 Oct 2008 02:00:00 PST

Lustful Thoughts In General

It is super awesome when dudes speak out on behalf of women's rights without feeling like their masculinity is being attacked.  For some stupid reason, idiot men (and, yes, I mean idiots) take fe...
Posted by h.d. on Wed, 01 Oct 2008 12:17:00 PST

Why Veggie?

I am not a preachy food person, nor am I picky. I do not feel like everyone owes me a special dinner or must specifically cater to my needs. As an adult, I can take of myself...thank you very much. Us...
Posted by h.d. on Fri, 26 Sep 2008 07:21:00 PST

I cant take it anymore

[yes, this is actual conversation. My coworker and I have known each other so long, we curse like sailors.] I have an effin' test tonight. Lucky for me, my boss was in meetings most of the morning so ...
Posted by h.d. on Fri, 26 Sep 2008 04:01:00 PST

Ive discovered the secret to functioning without sleep

You wake up no later than 8 a.m. EVERY SINGLE day and it doesn't matter how much sleep you get - you function. It's sort of amazing. I even wake up without an alarm now! This is the "ONE MORE MINUTE" ...
Posted by h.d. on Tue, 23 Sep 2008 10:40:00 PST