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Matthew James

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My Interests

Television:

As I make yo mama. . .
Buckethead - Big Sur Moon
Zelda - Dungeon
Zelda - Title Screen
Beethoven - Dance
Contra - Alien's Lair

My Blog

New Picture!

I have put up a new picture, thank you. 
Posted by Matthew James on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 10:59:00 PST

Profile Explanation

Profile Name: Mattinmummur Mattinmummur is a word I found in the book Finnegans Wake; it's on page 604. I have no idea what it means, and, I have no idea what that book's about either. All I know is...
Posted by Matthew James on Sun, 24 Jun 2007 09:08:00 PST

The Real Secret!

A few weeks ago searching for answers, Matthew James came across a very special magazine called The Learning Annex. He found this magazine in one of those porno/free-magazine bins located in front of ...
Posted by Matthew James on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 12:24:00 PST

Blades of Glory

Do you see the gray blurry thing on the right? Most would think that's Craig T. Nelson, but no, its me. They cut my hair, and made me look like a dutch boy, for this!Here's the story on how I got to b...
Posted by Matthew James on Wed, 02 May 2007 12:42:00 PST

The Secret Advertisment

What if I told you that I have found the Real Secret by applying the Secret?No way! There is no such thing as the Secret, or secrets for that matter (except for the wonderful secrets of the Mormon Tem...
Posted by Matthew James on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 05:06:00 PST

The Prophet mentioned in Free Speech Soapbox

Free Speech Soapbox - Three paragraphs of Matthew James's diatribe on the Secret were quoted on a much larger diatribe about the infomercial entitled the Secret. It's a definite must read for all th...
Posted by Matthew James on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 05:57:00 PST

Another testament of God:

What if I were to tell you that there is another testament of god written by a one Willard Pentameter? What if I told you he was a pilgrim? Would you believe me? What if I told you he fell away from t...
Posted by Matthew James on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 03:36:00 PST

Mrs. Fitch plays with fire!

"Can you play with fire?" is what this broad's picture caption says.I decided to write a comment because I felt it was the right thing to do, and it went something along the lines of:"No, but I can pl...
Posted by Matthew James on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 05:41:00 PST

The Prophet was mentioned in the fiveoclockbot

As posted in fiveoclockbot:A mysterious man named Matthew James recently commented on my post of a few weeks ago on somniloquy. He points me to his own collection of recorded somniloquys. What a fasci...
Posted by Matthew James on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 11:53:00 PST

Old 'about me' section 2...

Tap tap tap, I am tapping the wineglass with my metallic spoon in hopes of getting your undivided attention, can you hear it? It sounds glorious, it sounds stupendous in an eerie sort of way and not ...
Posted by Matthew James on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 02:08:00 PST