fake tan, plastic surgery, 80's tv, and cheesemeisters, would be sex but i aint had sex since 1984,
OK SO ITS BEEN A LITTLE WHILE I BEEN ON THIS HERE MY SPACE AND I AM THANKING YOU FOR BEING MY FRIENDS, ANYONE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE FEEL FREE TO ADD ME I AM STILL A LITTLE DESPERATE.
BACK TO BUISNESS: THIS IS THE TIMMY TAKEOVER BABY!!!!! EVERYONE WHORE ,ME LIKE THE LITTLE BITCH I AM ILL DO SEXUAL FAVOURS IN RETURN FOR PIMPAGE(COMMENTS FRIENDS TV WORK EXPOSURE.....)
ALSO I SEE THERE ARE A FEW GRAFITI ARTISTS UP IN THIS BITCH SO WATCHA WAITING FOR PUT ME UP EVERYWHERE-SINCE I LIVE ON THE ROAD (THE SQUAT BURNED DOWN) I WILL SEE IT! AND I WILL SUCK DINGALING IN RETURN FOR GRAFFING, ALSO ANYONE I INVITED TO THE SQUAT FOR A BEER YOU WILL HAVE TO PROVIDE THE SQUAT AND THE BEER-GOT KICKED OUT OF THE FUCKING JOB CENTRE FOR FLASHING MY WILLY TO THE BITCH AT THE COUNTER-SHE WANTED IT! SO NOW I HAVE TO BUSK WHICH AINT GOING TO WELL, SO MAKE ME A CELEB SO I CAN GET SOME PAPER HOMIES! ALL THE BIGADEEBEST LOVE TIMMY-----PS I KNOW ALL YOU GIRLS WANT A SLICE OF THE MALLETMEISTER SO DROP YOUR NUMBERS AND ILL MAKE A REVERSE CALL AT THE PHONE BOX WHERE I SMOKE MY PIPE- PS NEIL BUCANNAN THANKS FOR NOTHING I THOUGHT YOU COULD AT LEAST HOOK ME UP WITH SOME SORTA DRUG DUDE! FUCK THIS IM OFF ALSO ANYONE THAT CAN MAKE T-SHIRTS MAKE TIMMY TAKE OVER ONES! AND WEAR THEM ON YOUR CHANNEL U VIDEOS MAN REPRESENT, FINAL WORD ANY EMCEE'S I NEED U TO SPIT A VERSE ON THE REMIX OF ITCY BITCY TEENY WEENY YELLA POLKA DOT BIKINI.....
I'd like to meet:
AFTER THE GOLDEN YEARS OF BRITISH CHILDRENS TV, I RETURNED TO THE DARK WORLD OF WRITING & PERFORMING MUSIC AND AS A RESULT BECAME AN HAMMERFILE, COLLECTING EVERY TYPE OF MALLET & HAMMER. HAVING HAD RELATIONSHIP PROBLEMS & ISSUES WITH SELF IMAGE IT WASNT EASY TO ESTABLISH MYSELF AS A SERIOUS ARTIST, AS HITS SUCH AS 'POLKADOT BIKINI' & 'SPANK HAPPY' HAD TAINTED MY CAREER WITH A FOUL SMELL. AS OF '99 THINGS STARTED LOOKING UP, I GOT OFF THE DRUGS AND PERSCRIPTION CREMES & STARTED TO PEN HITS AGAIN, COLLABORATING WITH LONGTIME BUDDY & MEMBER OF GERMAN SOFT ROCK BAND 'THE SCORPIONS' JURGEN KACKHUND. FINALLY AFTER 11 YEARS MR.BENSON PHILLIPS & I HAVE MADE UP AND ARE CURRENTLY COLLABORATING ON A TV SHOW FOR UKRAINIAN CABLE TV COMPANY WIGGYSLIK SPAMTON, WHICH WILL IS CALLED 'KINDER PIMMEL' LITERALLY TRANSLATED IT MEANS THE CHILD MADE FROM EARTH. PLEASE DO GET IN TOUCH, I LOVE TO HEAR FROM MY FANS, ESPECIALLY THE FEMALES ONES. ANDY PETERS IF UR OUT THERE IM NOT INTERESTED IN BUMSEX, SO STOP LEAVING HOMO MESSAGES ON MY PHONE!
BE ON THE LOOK OUT FOR THE FORTHCOMING ALBUM 'TIMMY TAKEOVER', FEATURING COLLABORATIONS WITH 'HIP HOP' RAPPERS BLAZING SQUAD, CHAZMAN THE GASMAN, WIGGY RANKS, PETER ANDRE & DAVE BENSON-PHILLIPS
Music:
g IM IN THIS VIDEO! THE TIMMY TAKE OVER WORKS! CHEERS GUYS!german,country,jungle,bangra and rock
Television:
songs of praise, last of the summer wine, enders, emmerdale, baywatch,gladiators,fraggle rock,munsters,loral and hardy, uve been framed, super market sweep, out of this world, generation game, bulls eye, corrie, seseme street, cartoons, emmanuel,topless darts, mtv base, channel u, babestation etc...
Heroes:
dolly parton, bob munkhouse, barbra windsor,david hasselhoff,craig david,my wife to be dot cotton, mr mucsel, count dracular, barry evans, worthys origonal grandad
