See, this picture proves I'm deep.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Josh
Birthday: 1/15/1981
Birthplace: Oxnard
Current Location: Paso Robles
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: brown
Height: 6'
Right Handed or Left Handed: Left
Your Heritage: Purebred
The Shoes You Wore Today: Kostons
Your Weakness: My Friends
Your Fears: 16 Year Old Girls
Your Perfect Pizza: Pepperoni - Nardonnes
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Exact my revenge on Nelly
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Wanna Cyber?
Thoughts First Waking Up: It's gonna be really hard to piss like this...
Your Best Physical Feature: Scumstache
Your Bedtime: anywhere from 11-4
Your Most Missed Memory: OH NO, I don't remember!
Pepsi or Coke: Diet Pespi Twist
MacDonalds or Burger King: None
Single or Group Dates: Either
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino
Do you Smoke: Not anymore
Do you Swear: Yes
Do you Sing: Nope
Do you Shower Daily: Yes
Have you Been in Love: currently in love with: myself
Do you want to go to College: Still tryin to finish
Do you want to get Married: maybe someday
Do you belive in yourself: I think, therefore I am
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: Too much for my own good
Are you a Health Freak: Sometimes
Do you get along with your Parents: Yep
Do you like Thunderstorms: You Know It
Do you play an Instrument: Guitar
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: See my tag line
In the past month have you Smoked: Are you kidding? Beer and Cigars go great for Bible study...
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Me date? C'mon
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: In the famous words of brother Tonga, "I DO THE DUMPING, THANK YOU."
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: I've spent entire months drunk, Thank God (literally) I'm over that.
Ever been called a Tease: Yes
Ever been Beaten up: Only by my best friend
Ever Shoplifted: Yes
How do you want to Die: Horribly
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Lose all my hair, get fat, and watch I Love Lucy ALL DAY LONG.
What country would you most like to Visit: I would visit wherever the hell Tonga is from, I wanna know where he got his Mojo.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: I would go with green
Favourite Hair Color: brunette
Short or Long Hair: either
Height: either
Weight: whatever said girl is comfortable with
Best Clothing Style: stylish
Number of Drugs I have taken: 2
Number of CDs I own: download mostly
Number of Piercings: only 1 in the past, none now
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I regret filling out this form
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