The story of my life would probably be a great "made-for-tv-movie". I am living proof that someone can be skinny and fat at the same time. I am quitting smoking in two days. I like to drink until I don't have feelings anymore. For some unkown reason I'm watching Wayne's World on HBO right now. Lazy isn't really a strong enough word to describe my lack of motivation. I drop kicked a hole in my friends wall and then covered it up with a poster. For some reason fat girls are abnormally attracted to me. I really like watermelons. I can grow a really awesome beard. I just forgot what I was going to type....
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