9884672

I may be obnoxiously opinionated, but I do it
with class and flair.
My name is
Rachel Elise Damas
and I'm fabulous.
I'm a typical California chick... I say "dude" and "whatever" and occasionally even "hella". If you want to make fun of me for saying that, I can accept it. But don't think that you are original. I've done a lot of things in my life and I've been through a lot of things (good & bad), and I've realized that life is all about learning and about experiences. Life isn't about the difficulties that you go through, it's about how you handle, learn, and grow from them. Life is all about change and expanding your horizons, and I love to meet new people who can impact my life and change my point of view and open my eyes. Life is all about LOVE and fun and happiness. I love to have a good time, I love to laugh and to make people laugh. I'm kinda loud, very outgoing and generally optimistic and I like to think of life as one big party. I like to be silly and do silly things, sometimes even intentionally. I'm goofy and clumsy and messy, and I've learned to love that about myself! I like to do things that people don't expect and I enjoy pushing people out of their comfort zone as much as I enjoy them pushing me out of mine. I love to travel & experience new cultures, explore new things & meet new people. I love to laugh, especially at myself.
I Strongly Believe In: GOD, LOVE, LOYALTY, MERCY, FORGIVENESS, HONOR, HONESTY, RESPECT, MORALS, VALUES, TRUST, THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE & THE IMPORTANCE OF FRIENDSHIP.
♥I am a hairstylist, and one of those lucky people who loves what they do.
♥I will do anything for love.
♥I'm clumsy as hell.
♥I'm Portuguese, and it's true what they say about Portuguese women. So don't piss me off.
♥I love 80's music.
♥I'm really grouchy when I get hungry.
♥I will kill for coffee.
♥I like to wear a lot of make-up. Deal with it.
♥ I have no tolerance for people who don't know how to treat others with respect.
♥ I'm not a fan of bitterness and I refuse to hold grudges.
♥I'm extremely loyal to those who are loyal to me.
♥ I HATE cucumbers and pickles. HATE THEM.
Things I Like...
In Case You'd Like To Know:
my family, my friends, doing hair & making people looking fabulous, champagne brunch, romantic rendezvous, watching tv, serving cocktails late into the night at Level 4, Moroccan hair oil, vacations in Los Angeles, the south beach diet, poofing my hair up really big, Level vodka, Sons of Anarchy (i'm addicted!), fire roasted tomato triscuits, tofu, antioxidant drinks {kumbutcha tea, pom wonderful, mangosteen, acai berry, xango, green tea, green naked juice}, french martinis, writing poetry, tattoos and... tattoos, chai tea lattes with soy milk, mac make-up, creating the perrrfect mojito, beef jerky, tanning, bonfires, the air conditioning in my car, road trips, Mahi Mahi, shrimp & salmon, funyuns, veggies, garden burgers, chocolate cake shots, kettle korn, anything with pesto, coffee, FOOD, snacks (i love snacks!), shopping, going to the beach, cotton candy & sno cones, casinos (all night long!), anything barbequed (as long as i'm not the one barbequing it!), sleeping, buying music on itunes, going to the gym (and sometimes even working out!), going to the drive-in, going on walks, cooking, thai food, mexican food, chinese food, italian food, camping, buying things on ebay, hiking, mango ice cream, candy apples, Disney World, taking naps, cuddling, smooching, building things without reading the directions, and other things of that nature.
♥ ♥ ♥
Things That I Dislike: spiders of any and every kind, sharks, oceans that are dirty and you can't see your feet (mainly because of sharks... and rusty tuna cans), most closed-toed shoes (i have my reasons), accidently getting punched in the eye by a drunken, overzealous disco dancer, heights (unless it's on roller-coasters; ooo that's another one of my "likes"), finger waves, shitty parents that don't watch their children, tweekers (i have plenty of reasons... and who doesn't?), people with no integrity, morals or emotions, liars, people who steal, the person who broke the lock on my trunk (wtf?), washing my car, old kitchen sink sponges (sick. bacteria. they'll kill you.), bartenders who can't make a proper bloody mary mix, bready breakfast foods (donuts, muffins, toast, etc.), people who leave their old band-aids lying around (you should be put in jail!), rearranging the furniture in my room, hangovers, bars that don't serve mojitos, quitting smoking, guys who don't know how to respect women or themselves, guys who can't handle their alcohol...or their feelings...
*The New and Improved Ultimate About Me*:
Basics:
Name: Rachel Elise Damas.
Date of Birth: February 11, 1986.
Birthplace: Templeton, California.
Current Location: Central Coast, Cali.
Eye Color: Brown. And I'm told they're the pretty kind. Bitches.
Hair Color: I'm a brunette. ish. But fortunately, I act like a blonde. It's fun.
Height: 5'7.
Heritage: Portuguese & Swedish.
Piercings: 7 in my ears. Those are the only piercings left.
Tattoos: 2. Technically 4. Don't ask, don't tell. Or ask me, and I'll tell you.
Favourite:
Band/Singer: Of all time would be Aerosmith. "I would SO lick him." And honestly, who wouldn't?
Song: That's too difficult to answer! There's way too many!
Movie: The Big Lebowski and Fight Club.
Disney Movie: Toy Story or The Emporer's New Groove or Finding Nemo.
TV show: Arrested Development/The Office/It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
Color: Black.
Food: Sushi is the key to my heart. No joke.
Pizza topping: Garlic, garlic and more garlic. And chicken and jalapeno.
Ice-Cream Flavor: Cotton Candy. (Especially from Cold Stone). Weird, I know, but it's soooo delicious.
Drink (alcoholic): Mojito. I am the Mojito queen. I even grow my own mint. It's all about dedication. Learn it.
Soda: Diet Dr. Pepper.
Clothing Brand: Dolce & Gabbana.
Shoe Brand: Steve Madden.
Season: Fall.
Holiday/Festival: 4th of July!
Flower: Hibiscus & Lily.
Make-Up Item: My mascara and bronzer. Love them.
Board game: I really hate board games... sooooo boring. And pointless. And annoying. And booooring.
This or That:
Sunny or rainy: Drizzly and foggy beach weather please.td>
Chocolate or vanilla: CHOCOLATE. What a dumb question.
Fruit or veggie: Mmm, I love them both.
Night or day: Night.
Sour or sweet: Sweet. Like me. Ha!
Love or money: LOVE. Nothing is satisfying without love.
Phone or in person: Always in person. Unless it's someone I'm avoiding.
Looks or personality: PERSONALITY. Being gorgeous won't save you from being a boring prick. Think about that.
Coffee or tea: Coffee. Nothing can replace my love and adoration for coffee.
Hot or cold: What? As far as weather goes, I hate them both. I want it to be the perfect temperature all the time.
Your:
Goal for this year: Getting my business off the ground.
Most missed memory: Barbados.
Best physical feature: My legs and my lips.
First thought waking up: "Fuck." I'm just being honest...
Hypothetical personality disorder: ADD! Not so hypothetical...
Preferred type of plastic surgery: Haha, I don't think I would really prefer any of them to be honest.
Sesame street alter ego: COOKIE MONSTER for sure!
Fairytale alter ego: Sleeping Beauty.
Most stupid remark: My current favorite would be my comment in regards to the movie Evan Almighty. "If it had been done better, then I think it would have done better."
Worst crime: Why? Are you the Cops?
Greatest ambition: To do hair for television and movies. To write a book. To marry my soul mate./
Greatest fear: Heights and sharks. And closed-toed shoes. If you know me, then you know why.
Darkest secret: God knows and forgives me and that's all that matters.
Favorite subject: English and journalism.
Strangest received gift: These insanely fuzzy stretchy leopard print pants. SWEET.
Worst habit: Biting my nails.
Do You:
Smoke: Sometimes.
Drink: On occasion.td>
Curse: Like a drunken sailor. It's not lady-like.td>
Shower daily: Uhhh... absolutely. Who would answer no to this question?
Like thunderstorms: Yes, they are amazing.
Dance in the rain: Never have, but I would!
Sing: Oh so wonderfully!
Play an instrument: The bongos! Hey-o!
Get along with your parents: Of course. All of them.
Wish on stars: Nope, don't need to.
Believe in fate: I believe in destiny.
Believe in love at first sight: No, I don't. I believe that love needs to grow with time.
Can You:
Drive: Yes I can. No matter what the DMV, or my parents, or my friends have to say. td>
Sew: By hand, yes. The sewing machine and I do not get along though.
Cook: Oh for sure! You can't love food as much as I do and not be able to cook!
Speak another language: Not so much.
Dance: Very well. I'm amazing.
Sing: Getting better.
Touch your nose with your tongue: Let me see... Yep!
Whistle: Not at all!
Curl your tongue: Nope, don't have the gene.
Have You Ever:
Been Drunk: Thousands of times.
Been Stoned/High: For years straight.
Eaten Sushi: It's the love of my life!
Been in Love: Yes.
Skipped school: Pretty much my whole 4 high school years!
Made prank calls: No, I get too nervous!
Sent someone a love letter: Yep. It's not a real love letter unless you're sending it to prison.td>
Stolen something: Yeah, when I was like five and I got caught. I'm SO smooth.
Cried yourself to sleep: Way too many times in the past, but never anymore. Pain makes you strong, apparently.
Other Questions:
What annoys you most in a person? Dishonesty.
Are you right or left handed? Right.
What is your bedtime? Whenever I get home. Or pass out.td>
Name three things you can't live without: God. My family. My bed.
What is the color of your room? I can't tell anymore. It's buried under all of my clothes.
Do you have any siblings? One younger brother. 2 step-brothers and 2 step-sisters.
Do you have any pets? I miss my Bubba so much... it kills me.
Would you kill someone you hate for a million dollars? No way!
What is your middle name? Elise.
What are you nicknames? Rach, Ray, Ray-Ray, Rocky, Rockette, Ratch-Patch, Ramalade, Raumus, Rachie, Rachie Babie. Phyllis.
Are you for or against gay marriage? I'm not even gonna go there.
Do you have a crush on anyone? Yes, Wentworth Miller.
Are you afraid of the dark? Naw, not really. Unless I'm alone and start hearing weird noises...
How do you want to die? Do I have a choice? Exactly.
What is the largest amount of popsicles that you have eaten on one day? I don't know? Like 3? Yeah, you read that correctly. I'm crazy!
Would you take a bullet for the one you love? Without thinking twice.
What is the last law you’ve broken? Probably littering.
In a Member of the Opposite Sex:
Hair color: Dark.
Eye color: I don't care. But my man has beautiful hazel eyes!
Height Taller than me.
Weight Doesn't matter as long as they look good.
Most important physical feature: Smile. :)
Biggest turn-off Guys with big egos. Or anger issues.
Take this survey or other MySpace Surveys at PimpSurveys.com