This is a New...ugh..."BLOG." Okay, you made me type the damn fake word. |
Do you ever just....feel it's all comedy? The HELL is this? Do we tend to type to each other alone at such dark and deserted times because we will wake our spouses/significant others/closet-midget-g...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Jun 2008 04:57:00 GMT |
Im doing the dishes tonight for a handjob tomorrow. |
Yeah, you read that correctly. WHUT??3.2 oz. Palmolive + 1 well-scripted guilt trip = SEXXXY RESULTS.
Posted by on Wed, 19 Dec 2007 10:03:00 GMT |
I feel stupid. |
I feel stupid.
Posted by on Mon, 17 Dec 2007 03:50:00 GMT |
Testing, testing.... |
Am I blogging now? Does this make me a blogger?Hm. "BLOG" -- couldn't we think of a messier moniker?I am certain our society as a whole is capable of such a task. As Pre-Senator of K...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Dec 2007 01:16:00 GMT |
My little pussy is gone gone gone |
Caleb's and my itty-bitty baby kitty was hit by a car and got smooshed to death. I'm sad. We're sad. This sucks. Her witnessed cremation was too funny, though -- this guy whose communication skills w...
Posted by on Sat, 03 Nov 2007 03:56:00 GMT |
"Blog" brings to mind a sound heard from deep in one's esophagus at the end of a frat party |
I need a home. Are you my landlord? Yeah, I have to move AGAIN, which I find highly un-good. This blog is now 99% insight-free! Liberating...aah, breathe it in, kids. Do...
Posted by on Sun, 02 Apr 2006 21:57:00 GMT |
Oh, the subject, right. |
Look, I'm some idiot blathering about nothing. Enjoy.
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Posted by on Mon, 13 Jun 2005 04:26:00 GMT |
