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Melissa

I am here for Friends

About Me

i work in a (stage) theatre where i instruct actors on how to simulate graphic gay sex. Well, actually it's been a while since I did that. Now I'm a housewife...yowza

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

i like artists/musicians/general creative types. i dislike people who take themselves seriously.

My Blog

my computer is toast

i never realized exactly how much i depended on my computer until i lost it. it's been over a month since my computer died, and there's this agonizing, gaping hole in my life where it used to be.
Posted by on Fri, 05 Nov 2004 00:15:00 GMT

new uses for spent juices

life has suddenly become much better than usual, through almost no extra effort on my part. -i have aquired something that closely resembles a boyfriend. we've had like 7 dates in a week and a half ...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Oct 2004 00:05:00 GMT

life insurance

i don't think i would ever get life insurance. why unnecessarily give people a motive to murder you?
Posted by on Wed, 29 Sep 2004 14:46:00 GMT