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Lee Love

Day I was born was the day I got the horn........

About Me


Coooee! I left my beloved London town (thats South of the river for those London superegionalists) for a boring middle aged life in Shitsville, U.K. (that's Lincoln to you)with my missus 'n' mentalist 4 year old son. Despite this setback, I still live for excessively Loud Rock 'n' Roll music, Booze, shit quality drugs and getting fucked up (as often as time, my advancing years and struggling internal organs can manage) with my equally useless wastrel friends.
I used to 'play' Superheavy Bass Guitar in the UK's finest and criminally not amazingly successful punk rock 'n' roll band The Divine Brown back in wonderful London town but now I'm doin' the do all over again 'n'rockin' in riotously good Nottingham oversexed Homogaragepunk 'n' roll band The Hip Priests . All our topshelf 'tunes' are about important things like drinking, druggin, fuckin', porn, and teenage girls so, if you've got any taste whatsoever then do y'self a favour and check 'em out...
I love swearing - It's great - some people think that swearing makes you look thick and shows a lack of vocabulary but all those pricks can go fuck themselves....
I drink far too much beer and am a fat bastard as a result, although I'm still pretty hot from the right angle. I am a worthless peice of shit with very few redeeming features.
But look at my fuckin' face..................I'm lovin' it!
Lets Rock Brothers 'n' Sisters!

My Interests

The Rock, the Roll, The punk rock 'n' soul. The Booze, the pills, the sniff. Kronenberg. Heineken. Stella Artois (although I have been know to get violent on it)Magners Cider. Jack Daniels, Jim Beam, Jaeger fuckin meister! Vodka, Drugs-but no hippy/student chill out ganja/dope shit and no drug bore wankers going blah blah "man", Loud stupid fucked up Rock 'n' roll music, 'playing' bass, Hotrods, Hos, Having the Horn, Lowbrow art, Lowrent people, Local pubs, other wankers, wideboys and wisecrackers, Kustom Kulture shit, Good footwear (Creepers, Engineer boots or old school converse only), Pin ups, Pornography, Tikis, other tossers, Tattoos, Man leathering, Man lovin', Fancy hats, Face arranging.

I'd like to meet:

Other worthless peices of shit for rock n roll fun. Drug Dealers and other fat alcoholics
Anyone who lives in Shitsville Lincoln and knows how to Rock 'n' fuckin' Roll. So far, I've been here over a year and have found no-one.. Does anyone go out around here? Does anyone know how to rock? Is there anything decent to do? Is it really just full of dull indie kids/students, old people enjoying the wealth of bungalows and obese/old rasperry ripples in Mobility Scooters? Oh, and the obvious inbred six fingered locals.......God fuckin' help me..or put me out of my misery....

I don't wanna meet any shit bands, Thanks. Rest assured, wankers, that I am a completely twisted embittered old musical nazi with taste and a musical collection infinately better than yours. Just coz youve got thousands of 'friends' on myspace doesn't mean you're any good and have any chance of getting anywhere. I know this because I can assure you that I have wasted my pathetic life in bands far better than yours, you fuckin' sad twats...

Music:


Very Loud! ..Rocket from the motherfuckin' Crypt, Turbonegro, The Stooges, MC5, Dead Boys, New York Dolls, Sonic Rendezvous Band, Thin Lizzy, Radio Birdman, Misfits, Saints, Sex Pistols, Generation X, AC/DC, The Dwarves, Johnny Thunders, Elvis, Jerry Lee Lewis, Midnight Evils, James Brown, Joy Division, The Clash, Zodiac Mindwarp and the Love Reaction, Supersuckers, Hydromatics, Peepshows, Flaming Sideburns, Led Zep, David Bowie, Kraftwerk, T.Rex, The Who, Small Faces, The Action, The Eyes, These Animal Men, Kinky Machine, SMASH, Ramones, Datsuns, Demons, Little Richard, Nashville Pussy, Rocket From the Tombs, Flamin Groovies, The Damned, Puffball, Sultans, The Makeup, Guitar Wolf, Gluecifer, Dead Kennedys, Electric Chairs, Motley Crue, D4, Guns 'n' Roses, Motorhead, Kiss, Mummies, Hellacopters, Hives, Electric Frankenstein, Peter Pan Speedrock, Sonics, Cramps, Slade, JAMC, Primal Scream, The Fall, The Gun Club, Danzig, The Drags, Dragons, Zeke, Mudhoney, The Faces, Johnny Cash, Dexys Midnight Runners, Mott the Hoople, Any Nuggets, Pebbles, Back from the Grave shit. Loads n loads n loads of sex rock, super rock powergristle and garage/punk/trash/rock 'n' roll shit that all sounds the fuckin same...

Movies:

Very Dirty
and Thomas the tank Engine (the boy loves it)

Television:

overrated, rather go down the pub.

Books:

A brief history of time
The age of reason
The Dirt
Razzle
Fox

Heroes:

Take no heroes only inspiration

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