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scaryclairey

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About Me


owl movement n. A greyfriars bobby that is of much greater girth than is comfortable, thereby causing its progenitor's head to spin through 360 degrees and their eyes to widen in the manner of the eponymous nocturnal, mouse-skeleton-hockling bird of prey.
mediterranean tetley n. When on one's holiday, suffering from a dose of the 'squitters' (and not minded to locate a lavatory, going for a paddle with the intention of letting the bowels go through the perforated netting lining of one's swimming shorts. "Letting the flavour flood out" like one of the eponymous teabags.
dripping like a fucked fridge sim. Of a lady, to be sexually aroused. 'I'm in the mood for love / Simply because you're near me / and whenever you're near me / I drip like a fucked fridge.' (Song lyric, 'The Mood for Love' by Cole Porter).
See me being punched in the face!
Please note : this was heavy sparring not fighting.....
I got her with a hard knee to the body in the next round, but she got me with a spinning backfist that nearly knocked me over....
TEXTS OF THE MONTH :
* Fire, man pure pyro, aye man pure out ma funnel
* Harder than Chinese algebra right now
* Necky bloater. I laughed so hard I nearly shat me pants..... cool x MyGen Profile Generator

My Interests

Shotokan karate, Muay Thai.

Music:

AC/DC, The Almighty, Angelic Upstarts, Angry Samoans, Anti Nowhere League, Aretha Franklin, Average White Band, B-52's, Bad Brains, Bad Manners, Basement Jaxx, The Beat, Black Flag, Black Sabbath, Blaggers ITA, Breakbeat Era, The Briefs, The Buzzcocks, The Chemical Brothers, The Clash, Clutch, The Damned, Danzig (early!), Dead Kennedys, The Descendants, Devil Dogs, The Dickies, THE DWARVES, Eagles of Death Metal, The English Dogs, Entombed, The Exploited, External Menace, Fear, Fischerspooner, Four Tet, Fridge, Fu Manchu, GBH, Gecko Boys, Germs, Green River, Green Velvet, Guns 'n' Roses (early!), Hayseed Dixie, The Hellacopters, Helmet, Iggy and the Stooges, The Jam, Jane's Addiction, Jimi Hendrix, The Jon Spencer Blues Explosion, Kepone, Kill Cheerleader, Killing Joke, Kosheen, Led Zepellin, Leftfield, Love/Hate, Mad Sin, Massive Attack, Mastodon, Megadeth, The Members, Metallica (early!), The Meteors, Ministry (early!), The Misfits, MOISTBOYZ, Mojo Nixon, MONDO GENERATOR, Monster Magnet, Mother and the Addicts, Mother Love Bone, MOTORHEAD, Nashville Pussy, New Bomb Turks, NIN, Nirvana, Nouvelle Vague, Orbital, Pachinko, Pantera, Peaches, Peshay, Pet Shop Boys, Peter and the Test Tube Babies, Peter Pan Speedrock, Pitchshifter, Pixies, POISON IDEA, Probot, The Prodigy (early!), Prong, Queens of the Stone Age, The Queers, The Ramones, Rancid, Reagan Youth, Resistoleros, The Reverend Horton Heat, The Revillos, The Rezillos, River City Rapists, Rocket from the Crypt, Rolling Stones, Roni Size, Rudimentary Peni, The Ruts, Rolling Stones, Saxon, Scum, Sepultura, Sex Pistols, Shades of Rhythm, The Skatalites, Slade, SLAYER, Soundgarden, The Specials, Stiff Little Fingers, The Streets, Stutter Bunny, The Supersuckers, Swinging Lulus, Tokyo Dragons, Tony C and the Truth, Turbonegro, UK Subs, Venomous Concept, Warehouse99 Project, The Weren't, Winnebago Deal, Wire, Wolfmother, Wool, X-Ray Spex, ZEKE, Zero 7.