Scott

I play guitar and sing. I used to be an art major, now its philosophy so i guess some would say thats a wash. I'm addicted to those frappucino drinks from starbucks. Mocha and vanilla if you're wondering. I hate bros, put your goddamn collar down. I'm half german and yes, i like Jaeger so stop asking. I'm also half mexican so i like tequila. I'm not really half mexican, that was a lie. I like white bread over wheat, but I always order wheat. If Jesus had a favorite drink and a fridge, I think it'd be full of cans of dr. pepper. He'd play games like taking a can and snapping his fingers to make another can appear in its place, or he'd let it get to the last can so he could say "thats the last can, i'm out of dr. pepper" and then snap his fingers and fill the whole fridge back up again, just for fun. I'm old enough to remember when anime first starting becoming popular in america, before everything became CRAP. The evil dead 2 and 3 are amazing movies because of how bad they are- classic lines. Bubba Ho-Tep's in that category too- hell, i like anything with bruce campbell, even brisco county jr. I like reading other people's myspace surveys when they're posted, i find them fascinating. I never repost them like they say at the end so i've lost track of how many years of bad luck i'm supposed to have, guess i can open an umbrella in the house all i want now, got nothing to worry about. Up yours chain letters! Some people think i'm weird.. well, they're right. Are you still reading this? cool. I make paper airplanes that i usually throw out after they're finished. I collect fortunes from fortune cookies whenever i get chinese. I'd like to say its because they're inspiring but i really just like learning how to say everyday words in mandarin. The goal is to collect enough so when my job's transfered to china in the future, i could function in their society by having learned specific key phrases. So far I can say, "baseball full-moon bananas book pandas..." I'm fucked. If we're not supossed to smell permanent markers, why did they make make fruit scented ones? I've thought about becoming a vegetarian. I've thought about it. I've also thought about levitating like Cris Angel, doesn't mean i could do it.