I like starting fires, dismanteling the establishment from the inside out, fights, booze, boobs, and unsuspecting telemarketers. I am a lighning rod for crazy people, am well grounded, and seldom shocked. I like watching mourners and people getting their cars searched. I love watching women's tennis and big asses. I think the "Donkey Punch" is the sweetest sexual invention since walking the plank.
I'd like to meet twins with different birthdays.
I only listen to bands that I alone have dicovered. You can call me an elitest if you want, but "The Cat Shit Bandits," "The Hairy Areolas," "Magdi and the Jihads," "Naplam Poontang." and "Lord Spankington" to name just a few, are the greatest music ever! Here's more great bands "Congressional Hiding Hole" "Tinkering with Disaster" "Fundamentals for a Meltdown" and "90 Yolks for Hollendaise" it's a chef band!! I've found new bands, shitheads. Angerbang, formerly known as HATEFUC! A couple of country muscians, Uncle Dad, and Cowpoke(perverts!) Service Managers Should Die is new as well as Penny Takes Birth control, Raping Clowns, ShitSchtick, The Baby Eating Bastards, Van Gogh's GUNT, and Too Drunk to Concieve. Look them up and enjoy. My newest favorite band is called. "The bawdy Gaffaws" A new entry for the latin community, "Puerto Freakin?"
I'm not a film student, but I love movies. Cleverly devised plots, soundtracks filled with rancour and discourse, artistic cinimatography, and dialouge that represent a world where people think before speaking.
I don't do it. It's all for commercials, and I only want to buy what I need, not what a team of experts feel that my family should have to be happy.TWYS - Enhanced Edition
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this will change with what I am currently reading, because I'm not going to bore/try to impress you with what I've read. "Go Ask Alice" Time Life's "Serial Killer." I just started reading online Miayamoto Musashi's "Go Rin No Sho" or A Book of Five Rings" Right now while on the toilet, I read Kurt Vonegut's "player piano."
My parents for raising me without ending my life, I know that must have been difficult. My daughters for loving me without wishing anything in return for their love. My brothers for the same reason as my parents. All the chefs I work with for their undying servitude, and dedication to food qaulity as well as drinking with me.