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About Me

Let me explain my worldview where other people are concerned: I acknowledge three types of people. They are as follows.1)People who I don't want anything bad to happen to. These are people I've met, and like, and would prefer not to have anything horrible happen to. For example, if they were on the road, about to be hit by a bus, I would try to pull them out of the road, or alert the driver, whatever might help them but would expose me to minimal personal danger. I have a lot of these people.2) My friends and close relations (at least, the relations I like). These are the people in my inner circle. I am frighteningly loyal to these people, and they and I are entwined for life. I might not talk everyday with all of them--or even every year, in some cases--but any of these people could drop off a body at my place at 3 a.m. and know that there will be no questions asked, and the situation will be taken care of. Going back to the runaway bus scenario, the few people in this group(I estimate there to be about 20, all together)can rest in the assurance that, not only would I expose myself to risk of death trying to save them, but, that if I am unable to do that, I will take revenge on the driver. Hideous, painful, unpleasant, psy-fuckin'-chotic revenge.3)Everyone else. This is the group I like to refer to as "Cattle." I don't necessarily dislike these people, I am merely indiffernt to what happens to them (i.e. whether they are happy or sad, whether they live or die). The most that could be expected of me from these people is to yell "Hey, there's a bus coming." If I even do that much. My mouth might be full or something...img src="http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i184/fwlimages/fwlbut tonlatest.gif" border="0"

My Interests

Food, cooking, love, hate, revenge, forgiveness, damnation, absolution, falsehood, truth, profound falsehood, profound truth, and beer...

The Llama Song A catchy tune about Llamas.
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I'd like to meet:

People who share my worldview: a slightly xenophobic, megalomaniacal certainty that the world is going to hell in a handbasket, but it wouldn't be that way if someone just listened to ME!! Also, professional cooks (although that is kinda redundant). And, major or minor deities.

Music:

Dire Straits, Rob Zombie, Modest Mouse, Congressional Hiding Hole, The Why Store, DragonForce, Placebo, Bob Dylan, The G.O.A.T., Vengaboys, David Allan Coe, Don Williams, Transplants, The Misfits, The Cure, The Faint, The Doors, The Clash, The Killers, The Ceasars, The Living End, They Might Be Giants, Harvey Danger, many, many more...
You scored as Indie.

Indie

100%

metal

100%

Punk

80%

reggae

80%

grunge

75%

industrial

70%

ska

70%

Emo

60%

classic rock

50%

mainstream rock

35%

country

25%

Pop Punk

Pop

rap

0%
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Movies:

All of them...even the worst ones are entertaining, or, at least, educational...

Television:

Um...Scrubs, Law & Order: SVU, Good Eats

Books:

HHGG series, Ender's Game series, lots of random non-fiction about weird topics like King Crab fishing or diamond thievery or the history of euphemisms...

Heroes:

Alzhiemers patients: They're generally happy and they get to meet new people every day...

My Blog

Updated Stuff

Okay, let's see how quickly I can catch everyone up to the last eight months(!) since I last posted:Work: My old boss, Melissa, who was awesome, has since left the state to move to Minnesota for God k...
Posted by Your Favorite Band, Movie & Book Suck on Sun, 07 Oct 2007 10:12:00 PST

Why Crime Doesn't Pay (or Blake Rembers That He Doesn't Like Being in Handcuffs)

Yesterday, I was robbed. That got your attention, didn't it? Okay, I wasn't exactly robbed, but I definitely had something stolen from me. It's a pretty good story...
Posted by Your Favorite Band, Movie & Book Suck on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 03:40:00 PST

Holy Crap! They named it after my cat!!

I have found the future, and it's name is pandora.com. It is the pinnacle of what, back in the early '90s we were told the internet would do for us and what it would become.If you all remember back wh...
Posted by Your Favorite Band, Movie & Book Suck on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 09:54:00 PST

Good God was I Bored!!

So, I was really bored today before work, so, I did this thing. Enjoy. http://www.myheritage.com...
Posted by Your Favorite Band, Movie & Book Suck on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 10:02:00 PST

Just for the Hell of It

Okay, to follow in the tradition of comics much greater than myself, I'm going to just do a bit on things That Piss Me Off. Maybe some of them piss you off too, and you never noticed, and now you'll g...
Posted by Your Favorite Band, Movie & Book Suck on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 02:58:00 PST

Smoke 'em Out

Two mornings ago, I woke up coughing. This isn't new to me. I mean, I get colds and all that, but this was different. This was a Smoker's Cough. And it wouldn't stop. For five minutes, I just kept hor...
Posted by Your Favorite Band, Movie & Book Suck on Sat, 02 Sep 2006 05:31:00 PST

Sometimes, the confession is the penance

When the people I currently work with ask me, "Why did you quit cooking in restaurants?" they're really asking, "Why is someone who has a culinary degree and constantly--and sometimes vocally--longs f...
Posted by Your Favorite Band, Movie & Book Suck on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 05:57:00 PST

In the Interests of Full Disclosure:

Looking back over previous posts, I realize that I give the impression that my job is completely terrible, but (Miracle Max voice) it is only mostly terrible. So, I decided, in order to give a fair vi...
Posted by Your Favorite Band, Movie & Book Suck on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 07:06:00 PST

To Whom It May Concern: Piss Off!!!

An Open Letter to Customers of Specialty Grocery Stores Who Consider Themselves "Foodies" To Whom It May Concern: I am writing to you today to try and rectify some problems t...
Posted by Your Favorite Band, Movie & Book Suck on Sun, 06 Aug 2006 09:30:00 PST

Reason Number 321 Why I Need to Get Back in a Kitchen

I'm not a people person. I'm a cook. Those things are pretty much mutually exclusive, as cooks know. There's a reason that we're in the kitchen, behind closed doors, where we can behave pretty much as...
Posted by Your Favorite Band, Movie & Book Suck on Sat, 05 Aug 2006 08:00:00 PST