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THE SUPER JABS

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About Me

I AM A MIDDLE CHILD OF HISTORY RAISED BY TELEVISION TO BELIEVE THAT I WILL BE A MILLIONAIRE, ROCK STAR, OR MOVIE GOD SOMEDAY....BUT I WON'T. AND I AM PISSED OFF ABOUT IT.
I ALSO DRIVE ALL DAY IN MY TIN COFFIN TO A JOB WHERE I SELL ADVERTISING TO CONVINCE PEOPLE LIKE YOU TO SLAVE AWAY AT JOBS YOU HATE TO BUY SHIT YOU DON'T NEED.

READ MY BLOGS.

My Interests

CHECK OUT MY RADIO SHOW! BLOW YOUR LOAD EVERY MONDAY NIGHT AT 9PM EST!!!
SPORTS, POKER, MUSIC, MOVIES, AND YEAH, I ADMIT IT...I LOVE DRINKING.I THINK EVERYONE SHOULD GET HOPPED UP ENOUGH TO MAKE A BAD DECISION OR TWO EVERY NOW AND THEN.
..http://s32.photobucket.com/albums/d16/Jabs04/?action=view& amp;current=1173648823.pbw

I'd like to meet:

GIRLS WHO YES WHEN THEY DRINK ALOT.ToolsForMySpace.com

Music:

THE SMASHING PUMPKINS, PEARL JAM, TOOL, THE DEFTONES, THE KILLERS, TV ON THE RADIO, BEATLES, NIRVANA, STONE TEMPLE PILOTS, AND FARTING IN MY BATH TUB. (THATS NOT A BAND, BUT ITS MUSIC)

Movies:

FIGHT CLUB, USUAL SUSPECTS, KARATE KID, THE FIRST MATRIX, STAR WARS, TRAINING DAY, OLD SCHOOL, VAN WILDER, BEER FEST, AND EVERYTHING ON CINEMAX AFTER 10'OCLOCK.

Television:

ENTOURAGE, THE SHIELD, SOPRANOS, LOST, BATTLESTAR GALACTICA, THE OFFICE, AND POKER

Books:

HOW TO BE AND ONLINE SUPER STAR- BY ME and...

Heroes:

MY DAUGHTER, MY DAD, MY COUSIN TOM, MY SISTER, AND TILA TEQUILA

My Blog

WHO REALLY PUTS THE PUSSY ON A PEDESTAL

"I'm not going out like that."   I have heard this line before from a girl who was debating whether or not it was too early in knowing me to sleep with me.   "I have to give you something t...
Posted by THE SUPER JABS on Wed, 23 May 2007 10:48:00 PST

BLOW YOUR LOAD!!!! STARTING NOW!!!!

10PM EASTERN- 7PM PACIFICTONIGHT'S SHOW IS ABOUT MYSPACE!HOW DID YOU GET STARTED ON MYSPACE?HOW MUCH TIME DO YOU SPEND ON HERE?WHAT KIND OF ROLE DOES IT PLAY IN YOUR LIFE?IS IT YOUR SECRET SHAME?CALL ...
Posted by THE SUPER JABS on Wed, 23 May 2007 06:45:00 PST

ANNOUNCEMENTS!!!

I am wicked busy with work right now, so I have not had time to blog. But there are a few things that I would like to make you aware of.  -1- BLOW YOUR LOAD is tonight. The topic is about th...
Posted by THE SUPER JABS on Tue, 22 May 2007 11:48:00 PST

ADVENTURES IN FEMALE STINKYNESS

I have never claimed to be normal. One thing that may be a bit abnormal about me is how much importance I put on the power of smell. I like girls with nice natural smell. They way their skin smells to...
Posted by THE SUPER JABS on Sun, 20 May 2007 11:02:00 PST

THE REASON GIRLS ARE STUPID (BY THE IAN)

I've realized why most (if not all) girls are stupid. It's the same thing that causes dumb children and might even explain what's wrong with retards. So what could tarts, ankle biters and non reta...
Posted by THE SUPER JABS on Fri, 18 May 2007 07:43:00 PST

PARTING SHOTS OF DESPERATION... by Womankind

I have been dumped a few times in my life. They were tough and I have done my fair share of begging. It sucks. On the flip side, I have parted ways with some girls as well and let me tell you& You si...
Posted by THE SUPER JABS on Thu, 17 May 2007 09:36:00 PST

"IF YOU KNOW SO MUCH ABOUT WOMEN AND RELATIONSHIPS, WHY ARE YOU SINGLE?"

Well if you know so much about women and relationships, how come you are single? I get that a lot. My answer? The reason I am single is because I know so much about women, and how shitty rel...
Posted by THE SUPER JABS on Wed, 16 May 2007 10:14:00 PST

BLOW YOUR LOAD NOW!!!!

Today's show is about online relationships... Fact of Fiction?How well can you really get to know someone online?This is a good one for you myspacers!!!!The best part is... you can call in!(718) 508-9...
Posted by THE SUPER JABS on Wed, 16 May 2007 06:51:00 PST

I STEREOTYPE

ster-e-o-type : A conventional, formulaic, and oversimplified conception, opinion or image. This word has been deemed evil by society. Yet look at its definition. It's conventional which means its no...
Posted by THE SUPER JABS on Mon, 14 May 2007 10:24:00 PST

DID YOU WATCH SURVIVOR TONIGHT?

I DID! LET'S DISCUSS IT....CLICK BELOWSURVIVOR FINALE(There are also some good Lindsay Lohan Pics on the home page!) ...
Posted by THE SUPER JABS on Mon, 14 May 2007 09:35:00 PST