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courtney [public]

learning new life lessons everyday

About Me

My name is Courtney and I'm absolutely in love with Roy Orbisons music. He's pretty much disgusting looking but I dig his tunes. I'm also a fan of other oldies music. I'm hard to explain and sometimes easy to please. I'm like a pink elephant in the middle of the North Pole, I just don't blend/belong. Blending is for losers and hermaphrodites.
I'm also a fan of strange music and movies. I love me some Peter Seller's flicks, thanks to my boyfriend. I recommend thinking outside of the box. In my old age I've decided to try to master the art of forgiveness & letting go.
I'm a mother of three cats named Puddy, Nanny & Yoshi. The first two are gray cats and Yoshi is a striped terrorist. We enjoy laying in warm, clean laundry and sleeping in tents we make on the couch. You might also find us all chillaxing in the bathroom or rolling around on the kitchen floor. We've bonded for life, so deal. :)
If you have a huge pumpkin-like gourd I will probably like you by default. The big fatty heads of the US of A have to stick together, don't we? We do. Also, there is no guarantee I will like you at all but why the hell not let's give it a shot.
I'm addicted to playing Rockband. I'm the singer/guitar player if I'm feeling so inclined. I enjoy trying out the drums for short periods of time.
I respect people with strong personalities and opinions, even if we don't agree. If you haven't already I suggest you/we all grow a pair. If you don't know what I'm referring to - BALLS. You might need them.. better to have them instead of not having them when you need them. Right?
If you want to know more you may read my blogs & even subscribe if you'd like.

My Interests

photography, reading, shopping, a few video games, painting, yoga, audiobooks

I'd like to meet:

*ahem*
my inner child, the real me, my friend's families, jesus or a jesus in a potato chip, a hoagie.. hoagie is spelled funny btw, somebody, something, anything unless it's gonna suck.

Music:

I like loads of music, seriously.

Television:

it's always sunny in philadelphia, heroes, weeds, the office (both bbc and us), extras, aqua teen hunger force, desperate housewives, curb your enthusiasm, arrested development, samuri champloo, seinfield, welcome back kotter, squidbillies, scrubs, closer, gilmore girls, but pretty much everything on adult swim is nice

Heroes:

people that don't suffer from a bad case of the suck

My Blog

mixed bag

Yo, izzle's! I was just checking in while I was chillin' at the public library. I paid off most of my bills so I should be gettin a cell this week and internet also. If we're lucky I'd get the net on ...
Posted by courtney jean on Tue, 08 Jul 2008 01:59:00 PST

separation anxiety disorder

This is the face of Separation Anxiety DisorderThese are the symptoms: restlessness, being destructive & having to constantly be the center of attentionThe exhibit A - my shoeother Yoshi Annoyance...
Posted by courtney jean on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 01:27:00 PST

google search: white satan dress

YES! I am that retarded. I was having trouble finding dresses today at work but I suppose when you're actually looking for a "white satin dress" the satan makes all the difference.So I've found the dr...
Posted by courtney jean on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 01:51:00 PST

good news, bad news

OK let's do the bad news first - The way things are looking on the loan front is we don't have enough trade lines each, to prove credit worthiness. I need at least 3 and Aaron needs at least 4 things ...
Posted by courtney jean on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 12:16:00 PST

real short

This will be real short, I promise. I just want to point out how clumsy I am. I ate at applebee's yesterday and I could've simply had to much to eat (imagine that..) and by the time I went in Kroger t...
Posted by courtney jean on Thu, 03 Jan 2008 05:06:00 PST

out of milk

Why is it everything I touch or anything I'm involved in is fucked? I was hungry this morning as I usually am so I thought I'd pour me some cereal. (special k with red berries, which is actually straw...
Posted by courtney jean on Wed, 02 Jan 2008 06:54:00 PST

RE: holiday wishes

an email from my "parents" and my reply below ----------------------------------------------------I said...Thanks for the wishes, they are not wanted nor expected.Please don't try to contact me again ...
Posted by courtney jean on Thu, 27 Dec 2007 06:15:00 PST

best of Nyy.

This is the best time, right now.. this hour, this place to relive the best courtney moments that I have brought to you.. my friends, general public, and extended family. (whether by choice or force)....
Posted by courtney jean on Thu, 20 Dec 2007 07:49:00 PST

run on

I got Superbad for an early Christmas present the other day. I fucking love that movie! it's foul.. but it's seriously, HILARIOUS! I think the part about the fat guy's character drawing penis's all th...
Posted by courtney jean on Mon, 17 Dec 2007 07:57:00 PST

experiments

I have been doing some experimenting. Like.. yesterday I noticed that if I eat some sea salt & vinegar chips.. moments later sleep takes me. Like.. rapes my ass more like it. I ate some again toda...
Posted by courtney jean on Wed, 12 Dec 2007 04:45:00 PST