Witchywoo

MyGen Profile GeneratorMoved to Essex for work and just trying to cope with the day to day chavdom. i'm a lover of 70s and 80s retro stuff (film, music, clothes, cartoons, etc), tuesdays as it means Heat and Grazia are out and the O.C. is on, witty one liners, esp during an argument (although I always think of them 3 hours later!), beer, my new beetle, hording everything (i can't throw stuff away! although i'm a long way off life of grime thank god!), 'aving it large with my clubbing buddy rach every few months in sankeys or chibuku, going on holiday to the costa del sol in a villa, my tv, my sky plus box, boys, my new phone that does everything, going to the pictures and not being pissed off by scallies, buying clothes, shoes, handbags, anything really, www.asos.com, Topshop, my kitty cat molly, doing anything that involves me nearly wetting myself cos its so funny (zorbing is the best so far!), my miniscule flat (but its all mine mwahahahaha!). i'm a hater of chav's/scallies, inconsiderate people that rev motorbikes outside my bedroom at 5.30 am every morning, molly the diva cat waking me up at 5am every morning by licking,my head or banging walls, not having any money to shop for clothes, shoes, handbags, anything really, going to the pictures and being pissed off by scallies, lunges and squats (thanks a lot davina!), not smoking, doing housework, turkish delight (its jelly perfume!), mushrooms or anything funghi (quorn must be stopped!), scary films, short girls going out with tall boys - tall girls need them!, chav music, clowns, anything that makes me jump (jack in o boxes included), paintballing (i had bruises for a year and i had post traumatic stress afterwards), hearing my neighbours have sex, foreign guys on myspace asking me to marry them so they can move to the UK, hangovers, eating a big meal when you have a hangover, and people telling me whats in sausages.