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Ed

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About Me

Oh the heat and the sunshine means summer is here and I am loving it to pieces.
Welcome to the fake news. I have developed my human beatbox abilities. Rahzell is now my bitch. I am a star at parties and everyone gathers to hear my orchestal like beats.
Don't know where that came from.
Back to reality - Who will go to the nude beach on Toronto Island with me? It is my new favourite destination. Feeling the wind and sun on my unit and bare bottom is the most pleasant thing. Call me.

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My Interests

Music, a once amateur bedroom musician has become an amateur common room DJ. Now the challenge is to start my new music collection.

Sports that people don't consider sports, like cheerleading.

Great humour...the great funny things that nobody else seems to understand. Super jokes like puns. Puns are classic, so classy.

Movies. Or shoud I say films? Aw hell, movies.

Thats all for now...

I'd like to meet:

Your MOM!

Music:

I want a Theremin! Period.

Electronic music the most of my interest. House! Funky, dirty, stripped down, underground, commercial, garage, old school, fuck it all it's Montreal, all kinds of house make for a good time at the right time and place. Or as my friends call it, "that gay techno crap." Love to check out other shows tho - electro, breaks, D&B. have fun with it.

Still so much room for great music of all types. Love anything dirty and sexy. Try me.

Movies:

The all time classics: Ferris Beuler's Day Off and Dr. Zhivago.Things I saw recently:
Watched Cool Hand Luke last night. If only prison were like that I'd commit crimes.

The Never Ending Story was on last week. Still the worst. I watched the whole thing.

The Inside Man was decent. Took me long enough to cop on, but I still had a good time with it. Again, i woud rob banks if jail was all chain gangs and eating hard boiled eggs instead of constant rough dry forced anal sex.

Television:

Spongebob. Fairly Odd Parents. These are the staples of a television watching routine.

Then there's all the crap you're ust addicted to. The OC, Scrubs, Podge and Rodge etc etc.

Reality TV, from the classics like Cops to the lame british stuff like "Fool Around With..." and "Beauty and the Geek."

Books:

Right now I am reading Romanitas by Spohia McDougall and Growing up Irish in the TV Age by John Doyle. I'd recommend them to different types, so ask me if you need a new read.

I want to hit Dan Brown with a 2x4 until I pound him back in time to before he wrote his tripe that you people love so much.

Heroes:

Har Mar Superstar

Stephen Hillenburg

My own wonderful self. My super power is the ability to waffle on while my victim listens politely. My kryptonite is an assertive villain who tells me to "Get to the fucking point."

My Blog

Maury Povich is a PIMP

Just look how many women he gets on his show.
Posted by Ed on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 06:54:00 PST

Love at the She Bu Walkie

For anyone thats spent time with all the bloody Aussies in London...I am pleased to present... "Love at the She Bu Walkie " By Matthew Branagan I saw you from across the crowded bar, You wore a VB hat...
Posted by Ed on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 06:48:00 PST

How did you cut your nose?

I am bruised and battered today. See I spent the weekend drunk with Jordan and George. Jordan gets bright ideas and follows through even when bright=moronic and George gets violent. Somehow I paricipa...
Posted by Ed on Mon, 19 Jun 2006 08:25:00 PST

Did you stole the cookie from the cookie JAR!

And the crazy little Korean Kojak likes chicken. Brilliant. Genius. http://www.youtube.com/v/a96TmrxZRXY  
Posted by Ed on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 02:51:00 PST