Having you here looking at this space saying, "WTH?" has definitely made one of my Top 10 interests this week! My sweet sugar daddy is out there somewhere, looking up at the same moon, laughing all the way to the bank the next day. So, being his bank teller could be an interest while he compounds interest, couldn't it? Huh? Pretty please with sugar on top? (No?! PFFT! Who invited you into my~space anyway?)
The father of the girl in the video below & whom else would I like to meet hmmm, let me see. I know there is someone else I am forgetting... My Candyman, of course! Intensely charming, hopelessly romantic, & waiting out there like a peeping Tom (opens my 'Windows' a little) ready to spoil me lavishly with his affection, attention and some lettuce to support my green fetish. He knows all to well that laughter is life's best medicine.
Aren't you smirking at this MySpace? If not, get a sense of humor! Please? Although, if you can't develop one for yourself, maybe someday my "daddy" will buy one for you?! lmao *bats eyelashes ever so nauseatingly*
"To speak without thinking is to shoot without aiming."- Anonymous Quote
~Music touches me profoundly & deeply~ (In obscene ways! Shh, it's our little secret, okay?)
Comedy & Romance - Your homemade porno tapes - The guilty pleasure of an occasional "hack you in to tiny little pieces" flick. (Trilogy of Terror comes to mind here.) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
POSE A VIDEO ? SECTION
Hmm, what really is sexy?
Is it this:
Or is it this?
I'm a naughty, salacious being for posting this. I bet you want to turn me over your knee & (What just popped up? Go ahead do it... No one's watching. It'll be our little secret. *winks*)
Or maybe this is your cup of Green Tea? *winks*
Comedy Central - MTV & VH1 - CSI - Dateline - Grey's Anatomy - Boston Legal - Your security camera's streaming feed (Oops, did I type that outloud?)
The Dictionary: My passion for words... lots & lots of words with their meanings listed quite nicely to the right of each & every last one of them! (Do you know the meaning of salacious without googling it?)
William Henry Gates, III - My idea of the creme de la creme ala king of all sugar daddies. He is a sweet talking, sugar-coated Candyman! He makes me laugh often. Too bad that darn Melinda keeps getting in the way when we're in bed together... She is such a Willy hog! Bill made it abundantly clear that he would crash through my Windows on a regular basis if he was put anywhere but #1 Top Dog on my~space. He won't return the favor though, because he jokes about the fact I should feel honored to be one of his 633 friends. He's got over 50 billion reasons I can think of that gives him the right to feel that way. He whines that he doesn't have time to find me in the list... that is what your employees are for! (Bill, how could anyone not love him? "Get a Mac, Dude!" LoL, he cracks me up!) Toby is a close 2nd although, don't tell him that. He likes to be #1 in every woman's little black (space?) book.
The Gates Foundation
Mister Vista
(Has a great sense of humor.)
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Deep Thoughts Section - This tribute video below for Mitchy still gives me chills whenever I watch it. It has taken me a long time to accept that he is gone. "They say time heals everything, but I'm still waiting..." Mitchell was the only person I've had the pleasure of knowing that was funny when he was alone. When there wasn't anybody there but himself. His comedic treasures have left this "temporary staircase" and are onto his next.
~Snap, Crackle, Pop & Mitch~
I support the hell out of comedians & their craft. They all know if you make me laugh, you are bound to steal a piece of my heart. Mitchy stole a big piece! Actually Mitch would prefer I spell it: Peace *smiles looking up*
"You Lynne, are not amusing. You Lynne, are a Muse."
- Mitch Hedberg
"Yes I am, aren't I?"
- Lynne *laughing* I love & miss you dearly! Haunt me please?
Mitchell Hedberg
February 24, 1968 –
March 29, 2005
Treasured Memories -
It's been two long years without Mitchy. Remembering him again this year by posting something that was shot in November of 2004, Comedy Central hired Michael Blieden to film Mitch for one weekend. He put this video together for tribute shows in LA and New York after Mitch died. It includes archive footage from television appearances throughout the years, plus some live performance footage & interviews shot that weekend. Thanks to Michael Blieden, Cash Hartzell, Neil Mahoney, Tony Strickland, Jeff Buchanan & Lance Bangs, all of whom had a hand in filming the footage. Thanks to Dave Rath, Michael O’Brien, & Comedy Central for putting together the archival footage.
I think, "That's Mitch!" when I see cherry blossoms ;)
I see the MYSPACE police got rid of the video I had embedded. Sneaky fucks... Here's an even better version IFILM has made available. *sticks tongue out* I believe Mitch would want this somewhere in the HEROES section. Any of you out there who knew him will know what I am talking about. Joe Rogan vs Ned Holness aka "Carlos Mencia" or better known in the comedic world now as: Menstealia *smirks*
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