Advanced Dark

AKA: Blades Shades &/or Marvel Demon
The details of my life are quite inconsequential.... very well, where do i begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.
----------------------------------------------------------Ab out me for real now:
I'm a type-a personality...or so I've been told by too many people. I'm always up for playing elaborate pranks on my friends. (Sorry if I've done it to you!) I've learned to channel that energy into my business and became quite successful at what I do. I'm heavy into playing the stockmarket (as a former NY broker), and the real estate market...investing in residential/commerical real estate. I don't use this site for business but don't mind if my clients find me here. I'm allowed to have a life right? As far as hobbies or interests...I'm a movie freak, I love the old Marvel comics stuff as it's now being translated into film, sci-fi horror is my thing...the darker the better. I try to bodybuild & work out as much as I can because I feel lousy when I don't. I'm addicted. I have a pool table but prefer going out to enjoy the game, I love playing poker but I'm not into trying to gamble my life away...just playing with friends. I'll go bowling now and then, and like going out to comedy clubs as much as possible. My favorites are Robert Schimmel, Pablo Francisco, Harland Williams, and Carlos Mencia...oh and Brian Regan is funny as shit. As far as music goes you can see over to the left and hear the music in the background that it's quite clear I'm into the heavy stuff. I enjoy all kinds of music but my heart is where the action is in bands like Megadeth, Pantera, Metallica (pre-Sandman), Anthrax is always great, Suicidal Tendencies, White Zombie, I'm always down for some Billy Idol, and on the other end of the spectrum I can't get enough of Prodigy. As far as sports I love watching football (Go Titans LOL),Basketball just isn't the same for me anymore, I love boxing and watching the UFC fights when I have time, and I can really get into Golf when Tiger is playing, and Tennis when Agassi is playing...that's about it. I'm enjoying my life and career as much as possible, and I'm here to network with friends of the past and present, to chat with others who share the same interests as me...and I'm hoping to meet new people with those same interests...and find those who are completely different. That's my favorite part of being here. Other than that the rest of my life is private. :) You'll also notice my friends list has several movie directors, actors, comedians, and musicians that I enjoy. If they're at the top they're working on something I'm really interested...and they're down to chatting with me and the fans when they can. A special thanks out to Louis, Jon, Tim, Adi, and Casper for bringing some great films to the big screen and taking some time to speak with the fans! I'm open to accepting any friend requests but if you don't chat back and forth now and again...what's the point? Don't just request and add and not chat with me. If I've added you...I'll check your site regularly and keep in touch from time to time. Otherwise I'll make some space in your place. :)
If you have any other questions message me anytime or post comments.