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I've got a PHD in Awesometry

Short on money but long on time, slowly strolling in the sweet sunshine, and I'm running late, and I

About Me

Yao-shan was sitting quietly in cross-legged meditation when a monk asked him: "In this immovable position, what are you thinking?"

"Thinking of that which is beyond thinking," said Yao.
"How do you go on thinking that which is beyond thinking?" pressed the monk.
"By not-thinking."

My Interests

I'd like to meet:


hot chicks.



Heck No! I'll Never Listen to Techno.

Why So Serious?

My Friend Space
I have no friends

Bob Barker

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Music:

Far too many bands and artists to list.... I'll keep it simple.

 v Rock
 v Rap
 v Reggae
 v Hip-Hop
 v Pop
 v Oldies
 v Metal
 v Punk/Alternative
 v Classical
 v Jazz
 v Funk
 v Techno
 v Country
 v Ska

Movies:



Television:



Heroes:



v Criss Angel

 v Jon Stewart


v Stephen Colbert

My Blog

Oh, Jolly! Valentine's Day is coming!

Not to share any spoilers but I might be outdoing myself for last year. Many may agree that the thought and creativity that went into the card I wrote last year couldn't be anything but epic. I'm stil...
Posted by I've got a PHD in Awesometry on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 03:39:00 PST

My Future Predictions

So I got to thinking today...Steve Jobs announced the Apple iPhone today. It's a supposed to be a 'revolutionary mobile phone'. It has a Widescreen iPod with touch screen controls. Easy Internet conne...
Posted by I've got a PHD in Awesometry on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 05:58:00 PST

Surveyage!

..>[Marital Status]Single[Shoe size]i think 13.[Parents still together]nope[Siblings]2 sisters[Pets]2 catsFAVORITES[Color]red[Number]9[Animal] cat[Drinks] dr pepper[Soda] dr pepper[Book] Where's Waldo...
Posted by I've got a PHD in Awesometry on Wed, 14 Dec 2005 10:50:00 PST

Proposal. This should be published. It's a Classic

Welp, it was me and Doig in what I have to say is the most funnest class EVER. What more could you expect than what you are about to read? This is an epic proposal of complete bullshit produced b...
Posted by I've got a PHD in Awesometry on Wed, 16 Nov 2005 08:59:00 PST

Welcome to the Internets. Yes, Internets!

Welcome to the InternetNo one here likes you.We're going to offend, insult, abuse, and belittle the living hell out of you. And when you rail against us with "FUCK YOU YOU GEEK WIMP SKATER GOTH LOSER ...
Posted by I've got a PHD in Awesometry on Wed, 17 May 2006 10:59:00 PST

Santa Barbara Trip.

So.... I went to Santa Barbara for a week and I took some like.... pictures? Pictures will be HUGE when you open them full sized. Shiny ocean. Big, long ocean shore. More ocean. Freaking swe...
Posted by I've got a PHD in Awesometry on Tue, 14 Mar 2006 07:50:00 PST

Dan + Tim-Bob = WTF?!?!?!?!!?1one!1

J U I C 4  4  4: what ya gonna do now?J U I C 4  4  4: huh?J U I C 4  4  4: huh?hobo2101: huh!hobo2101: nothin that's what!J U I C 4  4  4: thats what i thought...
Posted by I've got a PHD in Awesometry on Tue, 20 Dec 2005 01:58:00 PST