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Sarah-Bear

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

Beautiful, plump, sober, tired, cranky, loyal, romantic and expectant.
Which Trainspotting Character Are You?

My Interests

Drinking, dominoes, cards, cursing, cooking, watching tv, reading Harry Potter, Bruce Willis movies and friends.

I'd like to meet:

People who only pretend for fun, not because they don't know how to be themselves. People who dance in the aisles at Target and people who enjoy eating cheetos and watching cheesy teen-angst movies in their pjs. People who love to eat as much as I do and people who know how to cook. People who sing in their cars and love animals and children. People who laugh at themselves and at others. People who love music and are willing to try new things.

Music:

The Shins, The Pixies, Bjork, Foo Fighters, Prince, David Bowie, The Killers, Karate, Am/FM, Deerhoof, Blonde Redhead, Cat POwer, Outkast, Ludacris, Modest Mouse, The Flaming Lips, The Cure, Rolling Stones, The Beatles, The Naz and Todd Rundgren, Ween, Weezer, Beyonce and the Bitches, The Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Of Spiral Arms, Hank Williams I and III, The Dixie Chicks, Blur, THe Dandy Warhols, Postal Service, Interpol, They Might Be Giants, Fugazi, Violent Femmes, Dead Milkmen, Black Heart Procession, Coldplay, Mercury Rev, Portishead, Primus, Ben Folds Five, James, Material Issue, The Faint, The Peaches, Paul Simon and his bitch Garfunkel, James Brown, Otis Redding, Etta James, Billy Holiday, Ella Fitzgerald, any Disco and 60's and 70's rock. Plus All the HAIR BANDS of the 80s and all the dance music you can think of.

Movies:

Cruel Intentions, Princess Bride, Donnie Darko, Legend, Igby Goes Down, Labyrinth, Dark Crystal, The Secret of Nymh, Goonies, The Neverending Story, The Blues Brothers, Independence Day, Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, Indiana Jones, Die Hard, Terminator, Lost in Translation, The Pillow Book, Trainspotting, Snatch, Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?, Raising Arizona, Wonder Boys, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Anything and everything by Tim Burton, Anything with Johnny Depp, Anything by Terry Gilliam, Anything by Wes Anderson, Anything by Brian Singer, Anything by Jim Henson, all the 80s comedies with John Cnady, Steve Martin, Chevy Chase. I hate Vin Diesel, Steven Segal, Jean Claude Van Damme, Julie Roberts, Renee Zelwiger, Sandra Bullock, Russell Crowe, Meg Ryan and many more. I really don't like many people.

Television:

Anything.

Books:

Harry Potter, Anne Rice, Beat Authors, Kids' books, A Wrinkle in Time, Lord of the Rings, The Chronicles of Narnia, Shel Silverstein, Dr. Seuss, Eric Carle, Leo Leoni, Mem Fox and many many more. I love books. I love to read. Recommend something because I don't venture as much as I should.

Heroes:

My girls and me. I kick ass and so do the ladies I know.

My Blog

wedding pics

http://olsonwedding.typepad.com/my_weblog/The wedding photos are posted on the above site. Please check them out! The wedding was absolutely fucking fantastic. Mark and I know how to throw a fucking p...
Posted by Sarah-Bear on Sat, 15 Mar 2008 12:43:00 PST

Ruining shit, like always

    I'm turing 30 in two months and I don't like it. Mark is  taking me to Albuquerque and I'm scared of who I'll find there. Or more likely, who won't care to see me. I miss my Bu...
Posted by Sarah-Bear on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 11:03:00 PST

Portland pics and roadtrip

http://www.flickr.com/photos/36675301@N00/I hope this works, if not copy the URL and go see the pictures. Mark wrote the comments so leave me alone. I had the best time and Mark had fun too (if you ca...
Posted by Sarah-Bear on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 11:15:00 PST

Going for it

    I met Mark two monthes ago and started dating him a week or two later. I liked him immediately. He's funny, he's sweet and he's got gorgeous eyes. He was also a grown up. He owns hi...
Posted by Sarah-Bear on Sat, 13 May 2006 05:07:00 PST

Responsible and Sick

I just got car insurance on my car and paid it off until june. I'll probably starve this winter, but I am responsible. I also paid my credit card until March and have graded half the papers that need ...
Posted by Sarah-Bear on Sun, 18 Dec 2005 01:53:00 PST

Bears and bears and bears and bears

I can't believe it's true. My bear will be here tomorrow. She and I haven't seen each other in five months. Sure we talk every week, but it's not the same. I need to make biscuits on her bagel belly a...
Posted by Sarah-Bear on Fri, 18 Nov 2005 05:25:00 PST

Fucking kids

I love my job, I really have never been more excited to go to work in my life. I love my students. I just fucking hate yelling. I really wish it were easier. I know it won't ever be easy, I just wish ...
Posted by Sarah-Bear on Wed, 28 Sep 2005 06:21:00 PST

kids

I have only spent two days with Oliver, my three-year-old cousin, and I am ready to kill him. I am exhausted. I thought I was signing on to take care of my grandmother and instead I am taking care of ...
Posted by Sarah-Bear on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

gone

this is it, my last night in Portland. I want to thank you all for everything and promise that I will miss you. you can't know how much you have all touched my life. i have grown so much while I was h...
Posted by Sarah-Bear on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

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 ;szDRUNK Yaeh. super drunk. stop it stephanie. i will miss all of my friendws in peedx. i love you.. come see me in ks. sarah
Posted by Sarah-Bear on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST