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half shark alligator half man

i need a drink.

About Me

i play bongos in a band called armadildo. i currently sleep in a dump truck but am saving up for a house boat.

My Interests

throwing stars and pilates.

I'd like to meet:

dolly

Music:

alanis morisette. the song where there are four of her in a car.

My Blog

jackinthebox.

jack in the box is the featured profile on my page. i hate myspace and consequently i hate myself. however i am having a craving for a bacon n' cheese ciabatta burger.
Posted by half shark alligator half man on Sat, 02 Sep 2006 01:30:00 PST

bottles

sometimes throwing a bottle against a brick wall will not break the bottle. how embarrassing.
Posted by half shark alligator half man on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 09:09:00 PST

s to the g

sean glenn (aka trustworthy) lives in portland now. he sleeps in a pile of dog hair that i've molded in to the form of a cot. he lives in the basement. i'm writing a song about it. that is a lie. ...
Posted by half shark alligator half man on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST