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Dr. Acula

About Me

Lowriders, X wing fighters and taking down empires. Future pool boy and current conoisseur of goldfish crackers. Dancing, Wii bowling and drinking. Scarlett Johanssen's gentlemen caller. Martial arts, skateboarding/snowboarding and music make for a well balanced diet. I plan my day according to 5pm and 10pm on channel 2. Make my home with a merciless, un-relenting murderer. Sweat in the key of E. You know me by my last and are lucky to know me at my worst.

My Interests

SNOWBOARDING......................punk rock, playing guitar, kickball, grrls, snowboarding, skateboarding, jeeping, changing in front of my window, grabbing nate and dylan's asses, young's oatmeal stout, not wasting time on grrls who want to be your prom date but chicken out because they're lame, green chile cheesburgers, losing my luggage, hanging out with beck, used cd shopping, midnight movies, hugging john brolio, rock outside the box volume two, thrift stores, hugging and hi-fiving friends, miller high life and science.

I'd like to meet:

Someone with a Wii.

Music:

stuff i either bob my head to and air drum to or shake my head, squint and mouth 'i hate this' to.

Movies:

high fidelity, all the big brother movies, back to the future trilogy, amadeus, sid and nancy, star wars, welcome to hell, enemy at the gates, band of brothers, clerks, clerks 2,jay and silent bob strike back, chasing amy, ghost in the shell, seven samurai, the bourne supremacy, pulp fiction, reservoir dogs, way of the gun, batman returns, batman begins, the hulk, x-men, x2, spiderman, door in the floor,garden state,nightmare before christmas,slc punk,riding in vans with boys,goodfellas,casino,donnie darko, mystic river, constantine, oceans 11....

Television:

smallville, the Office (the american version), the simpsons, PBS, old episodes of knight rider and the a team, south park, and 24.

Books:

1984, Earth Abides, and Heart of Darkness, Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs.

Heroes:

edgar allen poe, jimi hendrix, the ramones, dave carnie, john brolio, crazy horse

My Blog

harpo

my worst habit is not wearing socks. only in the summer. in the winter, my toes would fall off and i wouldn't be able to play kickball anymore. so, yeah, some of my shoes stink. yesterday, i was r...
Posted by webahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 04:38:00 PST

nuclear not nucular.

nate wrote a blog about being king for a day which made me giggle. i thought it harkened back to the good ole' days when people actually wanted to be sitting on the throne for a day. beautiful women...
Posted by webahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh on Tue, 29 May 2007 01:55:00 PST

spatial dilation

unbeknownst to those who didn't see me last week, i had a wee bit of the good ole' summer influenza. despite my phlegmy infection, this has been one gnarley taxing month. graduations, birthdays, long...
Posted by webahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh on Thu, 24 May 2007 04:57:00 PST

instructions

Go see Spiderman!Love ( comic book nerd )Web
Posted by webahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh on Thu, 03 May 2007 05:35:00 PST

conejos de muerte

I've forseen my death. It will be at the furry little paw of a bunny rabbit.  They have been reproducing at an astronomical rate at my place of employment the past six months.  First th...
Posted by webahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 01:21:00 PST

high pollen count

i had this awesome high school teacher who would pull me aside and give me the greatest advice about life and who wouldn't hesitate on helping me on my journey as an adolescent in a world full of ques...
Posted by webahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 06:09:00 PST

calendar anomaly

march is one gnarley month. despite the wind, it contains shamrocks and the occasional leap year, but it also holds birthdays: julio, my dad, my grandpa, scot, angus young, paul franco, four of my c...
Posted by webahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 02:37:00 PST

i need earplugs

Good ole' neighbors. 'Tis the first night of good sleep after catching the influenza dealio and some crazy cholas somewhere on my street were screaming and fighting about shoes. Yes, shoes. First, I ...
Posted by webahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 08:50:00 PST

shutterbugs

The following pictures illustrate recent events. They were snapped by Joni, Tina and Long. I suggest a nice cup of tea or coffee and some cake to help you through the viewing process. If no like ca...
Posted by webahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 02:57:00 PST

morning commute

It snowed again. Yes. Although the humidity index took care of the snow creating some eerie haunted forest kinda fog on my commute home this morning. I usually get off work when it's still dark, but ...
Posted by webahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 07:01:00 PST