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Dave

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About Me

I have recently started eating red meat again. I found out the green meat was making me sick.
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My Interests

Fast cars, good wine, dark beer, and great food.

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet myself. That'd be cool and I'm sure we'd be compatible.

Music:

Thelonius Monk, James Moody, & Paul Desmond. Frank Zappa, Bare Naked Ladies, & David Byrne. Stevie Ray Vaughn, Etta James, Paul Butterfield. George Jones, David Allen Coe, & Merle Haggard.

Movies:

The Station Agent, Caddyshack, & Body Double.

Television:

The Sopranos. Entourage. My Name Is Earl. The Office. Sports & Poker.

Books:

A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genious, by Dave Eggers. Still Life With a Woodpecker, by Tom Robbins. Rutabaga Stories, by Carl Sandburg. Perfume: The Story of a Murderer, by Patrick Suskind.

Heroes:

Tank Girl. ..Bill Clinton. Charlie Parker. John Lennon.

My Blog

A Lack of Communication

An eskimo parks his Suburban in front of the repair shop. Oil is pouring onto the pavement below the engine. The service advisor hurries over and says it looks like you blew a seal. The eskimo wipes t...
Posted by Dave on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 10:56:00 PST

Tacoma Screw

Sometimes I'm stupid. I thought Tacoma Screw was an escort service! that's another number I need to delete from my speed dial.
Posted by Dave on Thu, 04 May 2006 07:22:00 PST

Guerrilla Standup

I don't know if it's the right term or not. It's what I'd call it if I were chosen to name it. Its finding an audience, a captive audience, maybe a person working, confined to the area by their job, a...
Posted by Dave on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 09:43:00 PST

It's not FUNNY!

The joke:   A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar and the bar tender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"   I gave it to my friend, Bill Daily. He loved it. He passed it arou...
Posted by Dave on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 06:29:00 PST

Schizos

There are those schizophrenics who hear voices. You've seen them walking along, speaking loudly to someone that's not there. The other day it came to me, a way to cure that disorder. If I give them al...
Posted by Dave on Sun, 09 Apr 2006 01:58:00 PST