Jess McSchmesh

All work and no play...

Why hasn't she written a blog for aeons? where the hell has she been? Well I've been working at Pride for 8 days then two off then off to the green man, again to work, I am currently catching up on a ...
Posted by Jess McSchmesh on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 08:08:00 PST

Pirates trailer

Moved because it was interfering with the musac ...
Posted by Jess McSchmesh on Sun, 09 Jul 2006 03:22:00 PST

Ahoy there me hearty's

OH, My, GOD!Johnny Depp is a god (which we already knew) Pirates of the Caribbean (dead mans chest) is AMAZING!!!!!Want to see it again, now, RIGHT NOW!Bloody Brilliant five bloody great stars fantast...
Posted by Jess McSchmesh on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 03:33:00 PST

Me, Me, Me, Me, Me!

Your Sun Sign:CancerElement: WaterKey Planet: MoonCrabs live in the inter-tidal zone of the oceans, where tides rise and fall twice every day. This is the most dynamic and changeful place on earth, bu...
Posted by Jess McSchmesh on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 06:24:00 PST

Damn right!

Your Mercury is in Leo You are a person of strong opinions and you express your views energetically and often dramatically. You are an entertaining speaker and will embellish or exaggerate in order...
Posted by Jess McSchmesh on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 08:23:00 PST

All the hangover cures known to man (and woman)

1 - Alkies seltzer - I think I'm keeping them in business - plink, plink, fizz, fizz2 - Ibuprofen - got to be 400 mg, hardcore3 - Lemsip - don't knock it, it bloody works, not only can it stop a cold ...
Posted by Jess McSchmesh on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 07:46:00 PST

Hangover hell

This morning I woke up with vague recollections of last night; it's never a good sign when we end up in shitty sticks. I pulled my stuff together which had as always been liberally scattered over the ...
Posted by Jess McSchmesh on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 07:30:00 PST

Things that irritate

1 - Rashes2 - Tight clothing3 - Boys (they smell as well)4 - Scabs5 - Chicken Pox6 - People who stop and stand in the middle of the bloody pavement looking vacant when your in a hurry, fucking tourist...
Posted by Jess McSchmesh on Sun, 02 Jul 2006 04:47:00 PST

Too damn early

Ah bloody hell,I was awoken by the sound of my own muffled screams after an especially vivid dream in which a big fuck off spider, (a funnel web I believe) was about to jump on my face a la alien and ...
Posted by Jess McSchmesh on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 10:40:00 PST

Can you hear the silence

On monday the doctor ordered me not to talk, drink alcohol, smoke for the rest of the week. By the end of the night I had done all three. On tuesday I only partially did two and manged to cut out the ...
Posted by Jess McSchmesh on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 12:04:00 PST