Where's Wally? |
I'm in a photo on the internet. Click here. If you can find me amongst my fellow chav scum, you might detect there's a slight hint of a double chin but I'd like to think that's the angle.
Peac...
Posted by on Tue, 08 May 2007 20:26:00 GMT |
Depth. |
Grant that I shall never seek to be consoled, as to console.
To be understood, as to understand.
Or to be loved, as to love with all my heart.
With all my heart.
Posted by on Thu, 03 May 2007 14:13:00 GMT |
I Can't Die... |
Keeping in line with the last despair-filled diatribe and my own maudlin inner workings it's rather belatedly come to my attention that I might die.
I've always been a fatalistic sort of soul:...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 14:13:00 GMT |
The Devil Wears A Parka |
So I step outside, blinking into the light, gasping for fresh air, and let the fug of concentration seep out of me like the smell of pub on last night's shirt. Seagulls squawk, tourists do likewise, p...
Posted by on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 11:09:00 GMT |
Posh Spice is a slapper |
I just saw Oh Gary Hart in Morrisons. It was amazing. I did a double take, smiled bashfully like a coquettish young maiden encountering a husky barbarian, and gurgled a muffled "hello". He smiled back...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 02:06:00 GMT |
The Unspoken |
There is an unspoken bond between my barber and I, a subject we never broach, a topic we never discuss.
At one point in the haircutting process my barber will draw a line where my neck hair ends and ...
Posted by on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 07:21:00 GMT |
Jackanory |
So after John had a put a condom on the phallic chocolate gnome, I was told a story that made me laugh (perhaps aided by the shandys I'd quaffed).
Joyce is a lady I work with. I always think...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 05:51:00 GMT |
Donny (A) |
So Doncaster should be four hours away, two up to London, two North. Ended up taking six 'cos someone jumped on the tracks and we were stuck still for two hours in some hedgerow. Arrived at Donny at 3...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 06:26:00 GMT |
"Hello London!" |
She came, she saw, she wiggled. Beyonce played the Dome last night and i can confirm that i am ready for her jelly. I'm also thinking of auditioning to be a Girls Aloud backing dancer. Best. View. Eve...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 07:57:00 GMT |
Dome Bars (H) |
7-2.
'Nuff Said.
Posted by on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 06:38:00 GMT |
