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Can you cry under water?------------------------------------------------------ -----------------How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?--------------------------------------------------- --------------------Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?--------------------------------------------------------- --------------Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?--------------------------------------------------- --------------------Why does a round pizza come in a square box?-------------------------------------------------------- ---------------What disease did cured ham actually have? ------------------------------------------------------------ -----------How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it wouldbe a good idea to put wheels on luggage?---------------------------------------------------- -------------------Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?------------------------------------------------------ ----------------- If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?---------------------------------------------------- ------------------- Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?--------------------------------------------------------- --------------Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?----------------------------------------------------- ------------------Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.----------------------------------------------------- ------------------Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?----------------------------------------------------- -----------------! -Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?-------------------------------------------------------- ---------------If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?-------------------------------------------------------- ---------------Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?------------------------------------------------------- ----------------If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?------------------------------------------------------- ----------------Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!------------------------------------------------------- ----------------If Wiley E. Coyote had en! ough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?----------------------------------------------------- ------------------If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?------------------------------------------------------- ----------------If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?----------------------------------------------------- ------------------Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?------------------------------------------------------- ----------------Why did you just try singing the two songs above?------------------------------------------------------ -----------------Why do they call it an asteroid when it's in space, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?------------------------------------------------! -----------------------Do you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the window?