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About Me

I am ARFIUS ARF. Wanderer, thinker, painter, electronic sound maker, project creator, drinker of tea, eater of cake, talker of bollocks, member of Konglomeret, stuckist of St.Helens.
Im 26 currently 'Painting On the Dole' after 5 years of being an Assistant Accountant, 2 years studying design and multimedia at Knowlsey Community College and a 2 years studying software design at St.Helens College. It was all pretty much a waste of time.
3 of 'The 4 Bullet Theory' recently got back from 'The Capri Diaries'. This project involved touring Britain, Lands End to John O' Groats in a 1984 Black 2 Litre Ford Capri in a desperate attempt to work out life and find the perfect pint. 5 weeks of camping changes anyone.
Other projects include the on going 'Wildmen Project' that will allow myself & Jimmy 'Jammer' Lungs to find a person to acquire us a wooded area to live in as wildmen of the woods. A simpler life.
Any questions? Then message me! I need a cuppa and a bit of batenburg.
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My Interests

Photography, Painting, Writing, Brewing real ale and ciders, Drinking, Smoking, Altered states of perception, Watching films and documentries, Walking through places of natural beauty, Camping, Guns, Motorbikes, Cars, More Guns, Zombies & The Infected, Tea and Cake

I'd like to meet:

Billy Childish, Banksy, Sonny Barger, Ray Mears, Bruce Parry, Stephen Fry, Jeremy Clarkson, James May & Richard Hammond....and YOU! *points*

Music:

Marilyn Manson, Alice Cooper, Audio Slave, Union Underground, Soil, Pink Floyd, Iron Maiden, Sex Pistols, The Prodigy, Pendulum, Orbital, The Orb, Underworld, A.K. Devious & ARFIUS ARF

Movies:

I have hundreds of DVDs and videos but I'm into Shane Meadow's films....love 'Dead Man Shoes' and 'This Is England'

Television:

Bottom, Filthy Rich & Catflap, Black Books, Father Ted, Red Dwarf, The Mighty Boosh, Not Going Out, Shameless, Rab C Nesbitt, Still Game, My Family, Scrubs, Scrap Heap Challenge, Top Gear, Life On Mars, The Professionals, The Sweeney, The Sopranos & The Day Of The Triffids

Books:

Hells Angel by Sonny Barger, Chopper Series by Mark Brandon Read, Anything my Danny Wallace, Jeremy Clarkson and Bill Bryson.

Heroes:

Billy Childish, Banksy, Sonny Barger, "Indian" Larry Desmedt, Ray Mears, Bruce Parry, Jammer & A.K.Devious

My Blog

The Departure Lounge

It was 3.37am and I sat at the stained wooden bar, the scene was an illegal drinking den known as Ringers. It was more of an abandoned snooker hall with small wooden tables where the pool and snooker ...
Posted by ARFIUS ARF on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 02:38:00 PST

The Man In The Suit - The Story Of Banks

Remember the day that you went to high school, there was a nice man in a suit, he came in and told you about bank accounts? How if you open an account you will get a FREE leather football&a proper Mit...
Posted by ARFIUS ARF on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 10:22:00 PST

Comments To Bemuse - Inside The 4 Bullet Theory

Comments To Bemuse As with any trip down the pub, there are always random comments that leave you bemused or inspired (Mainly bemused with us) so as you could imagine on a 5 week trip of tents and be...
Posted by ARFIUS ARF on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 06:07:00 PST

Scientologists & Stuckism?

I'm a painter, well I try to be. I'm a Stuckist, yes. I believe in alot of the ideas on how the modern art world should be ran and not ran into the ground. I'm not a religious man, maybe a spiritual ...
Posted by ARFIUS ARF on Sun, 15 Jul 2007 06:19:00 PST

Get creative....no matter what people say!

So after numerous weeks of being back from the trip (www.myspace.com/TheCapriDiaries) and realising that I have no job, no money and no get up and go I have decided to pry my arse of my settee and sor...
Posted by ARFIUS ARF on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 06:57:00 PST

The Wanders : The Capri Diaries

OK, as the majority of you lot know, Me, Jimmy 'Jammer' Lungs and Mr Devious are going traveling in 2-3 weeks time. We be traveling straight down to Lands End and setting off from there and making our...
Posted by ARFIUS ARF on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 05:55:00 PST

I HATE MySpace

I do, Face Party is a millions times easier to use. Im sick of these bastard edit buttons and the fact I cant reply to anything. Either Im an idiot or MySpace is trying to make me crack up. (Most like...
Posted by ARFIUS ARF on Fri, 17 Mar 2006 01:59:00 PST

....and so it began

jesus christ how much info do I have to put on this thing. Im sick of feckin edit buttons. AGHHH!
Posted by ARFIUS ARF on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 01:52:00 PST