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About Me

I'm an artist and writer living in Rochester Kent with my wife, dog and cat.


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I'd like to meet:

People who want to pay me to produce pictures, anyone who likes my work, anyone I can relate to at all, anyone at all

My Blog

writing challenge number 1 "Two strangers thrown together"

"Act like you know me" was the first thing she said to him. And they embraced as if it were true. She kissed and nuzzled at his neck, her body pressed close to his, making him at once aroused. He held...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Dec 2007 08:13:00 GMT

Triumph of the jazz chimp

Hail Leon King of the Swingers! Latest player to be munched up by the Cowell pop-domination-annihilation machine, Mr Leon Jackson... Throw that man a banana! Gripping final, classic emotional blackma...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Dec 2007 16:05:00 GMT

X factor speculation

Predictions: Rhydian - I predict will suffer premature exultation and break into "Deutchland Uber Alles" accidentally during a camp cover of "The Greatest Love of All"... he will then be exposed ...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Dec 2007 01:11:00 GMT

X factor update (warning cynical)

Latest X Factor thoughts... This week's Tear-jerk and sob-story ratings: This week's number one - Same Difference (Is it me, or did anyone notice the absence of any actual fluid in the tears shed duri...
Posted by on Sat, 08 Dec 2007 16:03:00 GMT

X Factor tonight

Just some random thoughts on tonight's X-Factor contestants... Rhydian - the acceptable face of the Hitler Youth Movement? Or Klaus Nomi's secret love-child...? Nikki - forget 'Girl Power', we're talk...
Posted by on Sat, 01 Dec 2007 15:25:00 GMT

pornography and propaganda

Pornography and Propaganda There is no real poetryany more - just pornographyand propaganda.But this moment,this fractured second, that your eyes wander over...and wonder whether...to read furthe...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Nov 2007 16:09:00 GMT

understanding (old poem)

Understanding I understand that I went crazy for a while that I did some things and said some things that made us all smile a sad smile for a while. You understand that I still feel pain sometimes a...
Posted by on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 16:05:00 GMT

nutters on myspace

Been a weird week.... continually disappointed by the sheer paranoia and narrow-minded lack of humour of my fellow human beings... Myspace seems to be a haven for sad repressed loons of every ilk...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 01:12:00 GMT

some recent poetry

Why don't modern poems rhyme? Why no capitals,                    or punctuation? Is prozaic verse the real literar...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 01:25:00 GMT

in a hole

in a little dark holetryingto stretchmy armsas the earthis shovelled in
Posted by on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 06:23:00 GMT