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Mark

THE NW ENGLAND WATER FIGHTING CHAMPION 2001 - 2007

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mmmm where do I start...First of all I am English not British, I am a patriot and proud to be English after all we sorted out / conquered the rest of the world ;O) I am not racist and believe that everyone is equal until they prove otherwise, ok except for the French but that goes without saying.Brought up in Liverpool by normal parents [I think lol] I've always been a huge fan of music. Went to my first show in October 1976 [Aerosmith] at the Liverpool Empire!! I've been watching Everton since 1976 except for a short spell when my son was younger [thank God for Sky Sports] and I needed to look after him on Saturdays [he and my daughter now go with me]I am divorced [highly recommended] and enjoying life again.Main aims this year are 2 holidays and to not get to wound up after going the match anymore lolMyspace Backgrounds

My Interests

Rock Music of course, Football [the Mighty Everton FC ], Cinema and travelling. I have also been known to take part in the annual mole throwing comp which is held each year in Cheshire [I'm pretty good as well]

THIS IS MY SEAT AT GOODISON PARK ;o)6 times

Add to My Profile | More VideosWHO ARE THE MIGHTY EVERTON FC READ ON..............THE GREATEST TEAM ON EARTH....Everton fc are a football club based in the city of Liverpool, England. Founded in 1878, we have played more seasons in the top flight of English football than any other team EVER!. Everton have been English football champions nine times and also have five FA Cup trophies to their name. We've also won the European Cup Winner's Cup and have currently played (wait for it) 104 seasons in the top flight of English football. The most out of any team in England.Our fantastic home ground, known as Goodison Park, has a capacity of 40,260. Our fans are known as Evertonians and the club's nickname is the Toffees or the Blues.Everton FC were founding members of the football league.We're one of the biggest clubs in England, and our history is magnificent!NIL SATIS NISI OPTIMUM

I'd like to meet:

Martin Luther King

Music:

Anything from Journey to Nickleback.My fave bands are or where: Aerosmith, Thin Lizzy, Led Zeppelin, Queensryche, Tesla, Dokken and Winger

Movies:

Airplane, The Life Of Brian, Carry On Screaming, Alien, Alien 2, The Ring 1& 2, To Live and Die in LA, Malcolm X, Saving Private Ryan.

Television:

Rescue Me, Invasion, Soccer AM, UFO, Banana Splits, Catweazle, Double Deckers . The Champion [ oh yes one day Alexandra will be mine], Hector's House and of course Fireball XL5

Books:

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Odd Facts about ME
DO YOU SNORE?: NOPE
LOVER OR A FIGHTER?: WHATEVER YOU WANT ME TO BE BABY ;o)
WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR?: BEER BEING BANNED
AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO BUILDER?: NO I USED TO LIKE DEMOLISHNG THE OTHER KIDS WORKS THOUGH HA
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF "REALITY TV"?: SUCKS
DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS?: DONT USE THEM
WERE YOU A CUTE BABY?: OF COURSE
HOW IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU?: FANTASTIC LOL
WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD?: BLUE
DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER?: NO
HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED?: NO I AM NT STUPID
ANY SECRET TALENTS?: ORIGAMI MASTER
WHAT'S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT?: WATCHING EVERTON IN EUROPE!
HAVE YOU EATEN SUSHI?: ONCE NEVER AGAIN
HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE "DONNIE DARKO"?: IS THAT THE XXXXXXX ONE?
DO YOU GIVE A DARN ABOUT THE OZONE?: HEY WAS A GREAT SONG BY LED ZEP THAT
HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE POP?: ONE VERY LONG ONE
CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS?: WHEN SOBER YES
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON AN AIRPLANE?: YES
ARE SPEEDO'S HOT?: WHEN I WEAR THEM OF COURSE [COUGH]
WHAT'S YOUR STAND ON HUNTING?: WOMEN ARE FAIR GAME WHY MAKE AN ISSUE OF IT LOL
IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE?: GULP BEEN THERE ALREADY BUT WHO KNOWS
DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?: ITS OK
WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO?: BANNANA'S
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID, "I LOVE YOU": TOLD MY DAUGHTER I LOVE HER TONIGHT
IS TUPAC STILL ALIVE?: WHO, WHERE, WHAT?
DO YOU CRY AT WEDDINGS?: ONLY AT MINE WHEN THEY LOCKED THE DOOR
HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?: WELL DONE
ARE BLONDES DUMB?: NO THEY JUST ACT IT TO GET WHAT THEY WANT
WHERE DOES THE OTHER SOCK END UP?: NOT SAYING
WHAT TIME IS IT?: 11PM
DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME?: EVIL ONE
IS MCDONALD'S DISGUSTING?: YES
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A CAR?: TONIGHT
DO YOU PREFER BATHS OR SHOWERS?: SHOWERS
IS SANTA CLAUSE REAL?: YES
ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK?: NO
WHAT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO?: LAGER
CRUNCHY OR CREAMY PEANUT BUTTER?: NON HATE IT
HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN IN AN AMBULANCE?: YES
HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BRUSHED YOUR TEETH TODAY?: 2
IS DRUG FREE THE WAY TO BE?: YES
ARE YOU WEARING SOCKS?: NO
HAVE YOU EVER HITCH HIKED?: YES
WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES?: DARK BROWN
WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED?: THE DAY I WON CUSTODY OF MY SON
DO YOU LIKE YOUR LIFE?: YES
WHOSE LIFE IS BETTER?: BOB MY INVISABLE MATE HE GETS ALL THE GIRLS
ARE YOU PSYCHIC?: TOLD YOU, i KNEW WHAT YOU WOULD ASK NEXT
HAVE YOU READ "CATCHER IN THE RYE"?: NO
DO YOU PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS?: SPOONS
CAN YOU SKATEBOARD?: YES
DO YOU LIKE CAMPING?: ISH
DO U SNORT WHEN U LAUGH?: NO
DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC?: YES
IS A DOG A MAN'S BEST FRIEND?: NO
YOU BELIEVE IN DIVORCE?: MOST CERTAINLY DO IT WORKED FOR ME
CAN YOU DO THE MOONWALK?: AFTER 10 BEERS YES
DOES YOUR MOM KNOW YOU HAVE A MYSPACE?: YES
WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?: APPLE
DO YOU WEAR NAILPOLISH?: SOD OFF
DO YOU LIKE SOMEONE RIGHT NOW?: DUNNO
WHAT'S THE MOST ANNOYING TV COMMERCIAL?: THE OASIS ADVERT
DO YOU SHOP AT AMERICAN EAGLE?: NEVER HEARD OF THEM
FAVORITE BAND AT THE MOMENT?: TRAIN
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Mark
Birthday: Oct 11th
Birthplace: NW England
Current Location: Secret Bunker
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: dark Auburn with a hint of grey
Height: 6ft 2 and a bit
Right Handed or Left Handed: left
Your Heritage: Irish / English
The Shoes You Wore Today: Nike
Your Weakness: to trusting
Your Fears: my kids futures
Your Perfect Pizza: Mightly meaty
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: not telling
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: time for a cuppa
Your Best Physical Feature: eyes
Your Bedtime: 12ish
Your Most Missed Memory: not having a care in the world
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: proper Tea Mate!
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee
Do you Smoke: no gave up in 94
Do you Swear: yes, to much when at the match
Do you Sing: yes
Do you Shower Daily: yes sometimes twice
Have you Been in Love: think so
Do you want to go to College: no
Do you want to get Married: been there, done that but who knows what the future holds
Do you belive in yourself: yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: not sure
Are you a Health Freak: no
Do you get along with your Parents: yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes
Do you play an Instrument: no
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: YES
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date:
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: yes
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no to bloody cold
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: YES
Ever been called a Tease: YES
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: peacefully
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: not sure yet
What country would you most like to Visit: China
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: grey, blue, green, hazel, brown depends on the girl
Favourite Hair Color: blonde or Brunette
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: does not matter
Weight: depends on the person
Best Clothing Style: take people as they come
Number of Drugs I have taken: 0
Number of CDs I own: 3248
Number of Piercings: 1 used to wear an ear ring
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: loads
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thanks Joyce grrrrr

I do not resemble wonder woman on the new pic lol,  you know  revenge for leaving that comment will be swift
Posted by Mark on Tue, 24 Jun 2008 01:18:00 PST

Petrol??????????

wtf has been going on, not driven for 4 weeks and petrol has shot through the roof to £1.21 at my local garage!!!!!!
Posted by Mark on Mon, 23 Jun 2008 12:23:00 PST

Euro 2008 ????

I think Portugal will walk it, what do you guys think?
Posted by Mark on Tue, 10 Jun 2008 03:51:00 PST

Oh yes only 6 weeks to go hehe

and Joyce it is normal lol and yes I am going on my holidays with Zach there   Everton have confirmed the first set of fixtures for the forthcoming pre-season calendar - which includes a return ...
Posted by Mark on Tue, 03 Jun 2008 01:59:00 PST

Thank you to all

Thank you to everyone whom supported the weekend, must admit I filled up a bit when I went on stage to apologies for the absence of bnb, the applause took my breath away and knocked me a little. A spe...
Posted by Mark on Mon, 19 May 2008 10:26:00 PST

mmmmm Nick and Roy = deadly silence

cocky emails from spain, Villa haha they where lucky to draw . Well the Euro campaign looks set to continue next season
Posted by Mark on Sun, 27 Apr 2008 03:46:00 PST

CLOCK STRIKES TEN, I’M BACK AGAIN!

All sorted, Zachs case is done and buried by the courts thank God. Thanks to all for support and encouragment over the last 3 years or so. M
Posted by Mark on Mon, 21 Apr 2008 03:43:00 PST

Easter Holidays

Zach and I are tidying up, Tasha is coming for the weekend so I cant wait not seen her for 3 week ;O( Off to watch the mighty Blues batter West Ham tomorrow and draw us level with the red *****and the...
Posted by Mark on Fri, 21 Mar 2008 02:05:00 PST

Sigh Ive stopped sulking

well we are out of the UEFA cup  but they played well. Sat in tonight recovering lol, was out weds at the match, Thursday just out and then at a 40th last night, my God my head was hurting this ...
Posted by Mark on Sat, 15 Mar 2008 03:16:00 PST

Deep Breath!

we where crap last night with a capital C, but hey Everton are like a bad partner they always let you down at some point but you go back for more. Ok maybe not cause a bad partner would be history. Th...
Posted by Mark on Fri, 07 Mar 2008 12:36:00 PST