Hillary: Obama Not Ready For Red Phone, But Would Be Awesome Veep |
Hillary Clinton's latest game when she's not busy saying that Barack Obama isn't a Muslim "as far as I know" is tantalizing supporters with the idea that Obama could wind up as her vice-presidenti...
Posted by Andy Borowitz on Sat, 08 Mar 2008 10:59:00 PST |
Conversation with a Superdelegate |
-- Hello?
-- Doug, my man, is that you? Glad I caught you, buddy! You've had your voicemail on the past few days. Hillary and I have been worried sick.
-- I told you to stop calling ...
Posted by Andy Borowitz on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 10:53:00 PST |
How to Talk to Your Child about Jamie Lynn Spears |
As a prominent child psychologist and the father of two tween girls, I have grappled with the same problem that many parents are facing today: how to talk to your child about Jamie Lynn Spears. While...
Posted by Andy Borowitz on Sun, 23 Dec 2007 12:26:00 PST |
Craig: I Will Not Blow This Job |
Less than one week after announcing his intention to resign from office, embattled Sen. Larry Craig (R-Idaho) changed course today, telling reporters in ..:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-mic...
Posted by Andy Borowitz on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 08:21:00 PST |
Working at Home: The Ugly Truth |
In the future, thanks to advances in personal computing and Internet connectivity, more and more people will be working at home. While there are some obvious benefits to this arrangement...
Posted by Andy Borowitz on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 05:57:00 PST |
The Key to Happiness |
By Andy Borowitz
On my list of things to do before I die, I've already done a lot. I've climbed Mt. Kilimanjaro. I've climbed down Mt. Kilimanjaro. I've been slathered in bug-juice...
Posted by Andy Borowitz on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 06:19:00 PST |
