I probably think you're a douche
I'd like to meet:
barbara striesand, I've been wanting to kick her in the cooter for years.
i feel i need to add a few people to the cooter kick list, so here they are in no particular order: dave matthews, george bush, celine dion. i'm definately not here to meet a bunch of desperate whores, so to all you web cam bitches---STOP SENDING ME FRIEND REQUESTS!
Music:
tom waits, the pixies, david bowie, the clash, the dwarves, elvis presley and costello, kyuss, the rolling stones, herb albert and the tijuana brass, slayer, early metallica, anything ozzy did before randy rhoads died, high on fire, and niel diamond
What Kind of Metalhead Are You?
You are a Death Metal Psycho. In areas of brutality and hatred where others fear to tread, that's where you find enjoyment - the realm of death metal. You're one violent motherfucker, and you like music that fits that; brutal snarling death is the best, but anything with enough aggression and good riffs works. Concerts are a great place to take out some of that aggression, hear some kick-ass music, and of course get drunk. You're generally pretty cool with the rest of the scenes, but if they piss you off, there's some serious pain coming their way. Especially if they talk shit about Chuck.
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Movies:
evil dead 2, army of darkness, peewees big adventure, chopper, donnie darko, story of rikki, dead alive, bad taste, deep red, wild zero, dawn of the dead(the original and the remake), night of the creeps - pretty much anything with toilet humor and/or excessive gore(preferably both), and conan the barbarian (thumbs down on the destroyer)
Television:
i'm so into heroes and lost right now but mostly i'm forced to watch spongebob squarepants and fosters home for imaginary friends
Books:
everybody poops is by far the most insightful thing i've ever read. its amazing the things you can learn when you pick up a boock.
Heroes:
william shatner-not only did this man make a career out of being william shatner but he got away with murder, bill clinton- the perfect combination of powerful and horny, and john dillinger- robbed banks, got caught, broke out of jail, robbed more banks and eventually went out in a hail of bullets, they just don't make 'em like they used to
