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Bride of Dracula

I am here for Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

ppl ask my name....
then I say I'M CHRISTINA then they're all like..
O RLY?then I reply with a
Ya RLY!! then I feel aquard and ask...
who teh fuck are you??
yep.... my favourite pastimes are smiling aquardly, boozing, pinching noses, creating new ways to spell stuff, and making utter and completely no sense unless im talking about BMWs and proclaiming I'm always right.... im all for fun so please, take what i say, do and think lightly. im all for shurr, furr shurr! when im serious, you'll know. I also have a strange infactuation with Ace Frehley, yeah yeah yeah.. i know.. hes weird and smelly and stu i'd still give it to him good lol.Even let Peter Criss get in on the action..lol they make me lul moar than lolcats.if you dont like KISS i hope this logo gives you a seizure. fucktards.

My Interests

BMW

TEH SEX, SWEDISH HOTTIES, MARCOS CATS, PATHOLOGY, BMW. FAST CARS. SCANDINAVIAN EKOCUATED MEN *haha*, TATTOOS, VINTAGE HORROR & PORN FILMS, COACH, MAC COSMETICS, CHANEL, JUICY COUTURE, STRANGLING PROSTITUTES WITH THEIR OWN EGOS - :}

I'd like to meet:

I like someone who is fun to be around, someone who has a taste for fast living and who likes to do things on the spur of the moment.physically I appeal to sexy tall men with lots of ink. Not fat or super skìnny ìn the middle or cuddily... Or if you're totally brutalll and sexy like Skwisgaar Skwigelf Ill totally flail around like a nutjob. OR someone who looks like James Hart from Eighteen Visions would be nice

Music:

Cassius, Aly & AJ, Nouvelle Vauge, Lorenz Rhode, Ghostface Killah, Animal Collective, April March, KISS, Cerrone, Amy Winehouse, Lady Soverign, Bob Sinclar, Beseech, Eartha Kitt, Celtic Frost, Darkthrone, ... and Oceans, Myahem, Peaches, She Wants Revenge, Julie London, Q Lazzarus, The Rapture, At the Gates, Chimaira, My Dying Bride, Testament, Le Tigre, The Kills, Bloc Party, !Abioforgen, 45 Grave, 1000 Homo Djs, A Flock of Seagulls, AC/DC, Adam Ant, Overkill, Nile, Adolescents, Agnostic Font, Air, Agoraphobic Nosebleed, Alien Sex Fiend, Aphex Twin, Apoptygma Bezerk, Atari Teenage Riot, As They Die, Basement Jaxx, Beck, Before Mourning Comes, Bikini Kill, Bile, Billy Idol, Björk, Black Flag, Black Eyed Peas, Blood for Blood, Blondie, Blue Oyster Cult, The Breeders, Brutal Truth, Bury your Dead, Butthole Surfers, Cheap Trick, Christian Death, The Clash, Cannibal Corpse, Cock Sparrer, Converge, Corpus Delicti, Courtney Love,The Cramps, The Cult, The Cure, The Damned, The Dandy Warhols, David Bowie, Stardust, Dead Kenndys, Dead or Alive, Deftones, Depeche Mode, Devo, Dillinger Escape Plan, Die Krupps, Dlverje, the Donnas, Dreams you Die In, Duran Duran,Easy Action, Echo and the Bunnymen, The Eels, Eighteen Visions, Elastica, Kirisun, Eurythmics, Excessive Force, The Exploited, Faith No More, Fefe Dobson, Felix Da Housecat, Felony, The Flirts, Folk Implosion, Frank Zappa, From Autumn to Ashes, Front 242, Front Line Assembly, Fun Boy Three, Funker Vogt, The Future Sound of London, Garbage, Gary Numan, Gene loves Jezebel, Genetourtures, George Michael, Golden Boy and Miss Kitten, Goldfrapp, Gravity Kills, Green Day, GG Allin, Guns N' Roses, Hanoi Rocks, The Hives, Hocico, Hole, Human League, Iggy Pop and the Stooges, Iron Maiden, Isis, Napalm Death, IT DIES TODAY, Jane's Addiction, Jc Chasez, Jet, Jim Carroll Band, Joan Jett, John Spencers Blues Explosion, Joy Division, Nasum, Judas Priest, Junior Senior, Kelis, The Kickovers, kidney thieves, the haunted, the Killers, The Kills, KMFDM, Kraftwerk, L7, ladytron, Leæther Strip, Lethargica, Louis XIV, lil' Kim, xLooking Forwardx, Lords of Acid, Love and Rockets, Love is colder than Death, Luxt, Madness, Madonna, Mannequin, Marilyn Manson, The Mars Volta, Me first and the Gimme Gimmes, Mindless, Mindless self indulgence, Ministry, Misfits, The Motels, Mötley Crüe, Motorhead, Mundy, My Life With The Thrill Kill Kult, My Ruin, N.E.R.D, Nada Surf, Napalm Death, Neglect, New Order, Nick Cave, Nine Inch Nails, No Doubt, Nocturnus, Obnoxious!, OK GO, Orgy, Patsy Cline, Patty Smith, PEACHES, Pet Shop Boys, Phantom Planet, Pink Grease, The Plasmatics, Poison, Primus, Psychopomps, Queens of the Stone Age, Radiohead, Rage aganist the Machine, Ram Jam, The Ramones, Razed in Black, Red Lorry Yellow Lorry, Revolting Cocks, Rob Zombie, Romeo Void, Rush, Scissor Sisters, The Scorpions, Screams for Tina, The Secret Machines, Sigh, Siuge Siuge Sputnik, Siouxie and the Banshees, At THe Gates, Carnal Forge, Skinny Puppy, Slayer, The Smiths, Sneaker Pimps, Strung Out, Soft Cell, Sonic Youth, Spahn Ranch, Sparks, Specimen, Spineshank, Soundgarden, Stabbing Westward, Static X, Stone Temple Pilots, The Strokes, Suburban Laws, SUMMERS END, Switchblade Sympothy, Switchfoot, T. Rex, Ted Nugent, T. Raumschmiere, Tones on Tail, The Tubes, Type O Negative, UnderOath, Van Halen, The Vapors, Velvet Revolver, The Vibrators, The Vines, VNV Nation, The Wake, White Zombie, Whitesnake, The who, Wumpscut, X Marks the pedwalk, the Yeah yeah yeahs, Yoko Ono, Fergie

Movies:

MARIE ANTOINETTElHORROR, STRANGE, BIZARRE, B-LIST, FOREIGN, SNUFF, CABRAET, VINTAGE PORN, GROSS OUT MOVIESWELCOME TO THE DOLLHOUSE, AMERICAN GIRL, NAKED LUNCH, SIN CITY, BOOGIE NIGHTS, LAND OF THE DEAD, SILENCE OF THE LAMBS,THE SINISTER URGE, ED WOOD, PULP FICTION, REPOMAN, FASTER PUSSYCAT - KILL! KILL!, KILL BILL 1 & 2, LOST HIGHWAY, SAW, BARBARELLA:QUEEN OF THE GALAXY, FREAKS, I SPIT ON YOUR GRAVE, NUNS OF SAINT ARCHANGEL, KILL! BABY KILL!, ORGY OF THE DEAD, COOL WORLD, DAVID LYNCH'S SHORT FILMS, ERASERHEAD, VALLEY OF THE DOLLS, CITY OF LOST CHILDREN, NEON WOMAN, TO WONG FOO THANKS FOR EVERYTHING, JULIE NEWMAR, BLUE VELVET, DEMONIA, TENEBRAE, THE EXORCIST, THE DEVIL RIDES OUT, SOLYENT GREEN, DELICATESSEN, Valley GIRL, WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO BABY JANE?, PINK FLAMINGOS, MONDO TRASHO, DESPRATE LIVING, PARTY MONSTER, NIGHTBREED, SCANNERS, V, WHITE ZOMBIE, ATTACK OF THE KILLER BIMBOS, INVASION OF THE BODY SNATCHERS, SHOTGUN WEDDING, ROCK N' ROLL HIGHSCHOOL, GLEN OR GLENDA AKA I CHANGED MY SEX, TANK GIRL, XMEN, WONDERLAND, CHILDREN SHOULDNT PLAY WITH DEAD THINGS, BRAIN ROBBERS FROM OUTER SPACE!, PLAN 9 FROM OUTER SPACE, THE VIOLENT YEARS, THE VIRGIN SUICIDES, PRISCILLIA QUEEN OF THE DESERT, HEADWIG AND THE ANGRY INCH, EAT YOUR MAKEUP, MOMENTO, THE ROYAL TENEBAUMS, BEELTEJUICE, HOUSE OF WAX, ANYTHING FROM VINCENT PRICE OR BELA LUGOSI

Television:

METALOCALYPSE

, SQUIDBILLIES, NIP/TUCK, LARRY KING LIVE, OZ, BIG LOVE, CARNAVALE, CNN, REAL AUTOPSIES, MEDICAL INCREDIBLE, STANKERVISION, WONDER SHOWZEN ANYTHING REALLY, IT HAS TO BE MIND NUMBINGLY MACRABE AND DISGUSTING.i mostly watch CNN and Discovery Health Channel after 4pm.

Books:

FAG HAG, THE HEART IS THE MOST DECEITFUL ABOVE ALL THINGS, The Hollywood Book of Death : The Bizarre, Often Sordid, Passings of More than 125 American Movie and TV Idols, Clubland: The Fabulous Rise and Murderous Fall of Club Culture, Sleazoid Express: A Mind-Twisting Tour Through the Grindhouse Cinema of Times Square, Drag Queen, What They Did to Princess Paragon, The Virgin Suicides, Middlesex: A Novel, Kiss My Tiara: How to Rule the World as a SmartMouth Goddess, Dress Codes: Of Three Girlhoods--My Mother's, My Father's, and Mine, Drag Queens at the 801 Cabaret, Jenna Jameson: HOW TO MAKE LOVE LIKE A PORN STAR

Heroes:


My Blog

WHAT I AM MADE OF

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Christina! Christina is actually a fruit, not a vegetable!There is actually no danger in swimming right after you eat Christina, though it may feel uncomfortable!There are m...
Posted by Bride of Dracula on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 06:19:00 PST

*snicker*


Posted by Bride of Dracula on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 05:01:00 PST

JOHN WATERS *IS* STEVE BUCHEMI!

WTF i just realized this, THESE TWO ARE IDENTICAL! guess who's who!...
Posted by Bride of Dracula on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 12:16:00 PST

Rollerskating with Nixon

i had that weird dream again, i was rollerskating 70s style with Richard Nixion, Pheobe Loves and Linda Lovelace - Nixon was dirty talking to me calling me his Barvarian Cream and telling me Lindon ...
Posted by Bride of Dracula on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 11:51:00 PST

HELP ME CHOOSE DRESSES!

i plan to get afew new dresses for my new warddrobe, i can only pick 3 help me choose! AS YOU WISH MUSE SHELLY SEGAL NANETTE LEPORE NANETTE LEPORE JUST CAVALLI NANETTE LEPORE...
Posted by Bride of Dracula on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 10:59:00 PST

BOYFRIEND APPLICATION

Name:Age:Location:Eye color:Hair Color:Status:if in a relationship do you think the next time you make love to your girlfriend you could think of me?: Smoke?:Drink?:Drive?:Job?:Do you know me personal...
Posted by Bride of Dracula on Sat, 05 Aug 2006 12:27:00 PST

USELESS SHIT ABOUT ME!

PERSONAL----------Name:Christina Marissa AyresBirthday:May 2ndCurrent Location:Glen Burnie, MDBirthplace: Farmington, PAMom and Dad's names: Laura and BillSibilings?: mom's side: half sister (36) - da...
Posted by Bride of Dracula on Sat, 05 Aug 2006 12:25:00 PST

MY OLD HOUSE

we finally sold it! and hes gonna tear it down hahaha these's the last pictures anyone will ever take of our home i grew up in. living room and alittle bit of the diningroom i always hated t...
Posted by Bride of Dracula on Wed, 01 Feb 2006 09:14:00 PST

GUESS WHO GOT HER DREAM JOB

my ass will be working for the Annapolis MAC counter part time next month DRRRRR. aww i get to snuggle with my Vivian and abuse Matt!! <3 soo happy
Posted by Bride of Dracula on Wed, 17 Aug 2005 03:10:00 PST

NO MEANS NO

yesterday was the WORST fucking day of my life, i swear. And its all because of that horrid 5 letter word. BOOZE. i am NEVER drinking anything hard again. so i agreed to go to dinner with one of m...
Posted by Bride of Dracula on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST