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Freddo

Now Min, tonight you must wear your tiara and long raffia drawers.

About Me

..#***"Isn't she LOVELY :D :D :D :DBless her little cotton socks. If she wears them..!!!Anyone who can find out what Tori Amos's favourite color is for me will get a prize.Of some sort. ALSO- HAIKU CONTEST- YAY- POST AS COMMENT ON THIS PAGE- PRIZES- PRIZES- :D

My Interests

Historical anomalies. The Great Pyramid cannot have been a tomb. The Egyptians had batteries. Thus they had things POWERED by batteries. Hmm. Nikola Tesla. The Anunnaki. Egypt is a starmap. There are doorways to other places in standing stone sites. There are short people who move backwards. There are stones that move on their own. Admiral Byrd saw amorphous yellow blobs in the Arctic next to enourmous holes in the ground. Dyson spheres as a theory. The Zodiac long measure is fascinating. Tihuanaco is a port city that happens to be 12,000ft above sea level. People disappear. Other people appear. Men in Black wear lipstick and don't have eyebrows. The Dogon know Saturn has rings and that Sirius B exists. There are layers of mica between tiers in the pyramids in Teotihuacan. A crystal skull takes 400 years to make by hand. There is a 600 mile long wall-like feature on Iapetus.Yes. And such.We couldn't live on a weirder planet. Seriously.

I'd like to meet:

Frank Herbert, but he's dead. Marilyn Manson. Grace Jones. Amanda Lepore. Gong Li. And Tori Amos. Oh, and Clive Barker. And Twiggy Ramirez. Though I think I'd like to fuck him more than just meet him but you can hardly blame me. Whitley Streiber. And David Icke. Would dearly love to polish off a bottle of gin with that man.I do not want to meet Letterman.
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Freddy
Birthday: March, 1984.
Birthplace: Sao Paulo, Brazil.
Current Location: Auckland, New Zealand
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown and red.
Height: Five eleven-ish
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right handed.
Your Heritage: Brazilian/Polish/American/Kiwi
The Shoes You Wore Today: My black chucks.
Your Weakness: My amazing gullibility
Your Fears: The ninjas on my lawn.
Your Perfect Pizza: Tomatoes, basil, and mozarella.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Have sex. It's been since January.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: omg.
Thoughts First Waking Up: 'Jesus, so thirsty.'
Your Best Physical Feature: My neck, shoulders, or legs.
Your Bedtime: Whenever ?
Your Most Missed Memory: If I missed it it wouldn't be a memory.
Pepsi or Coke: Coke I think.
MacDonalds or Burger King: Neither, fuck off.
Single or Group Dates: Single. That way only one person hears me put my foot in my mouth.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate. What the fuck?
Cappuccino or Coffee: .... they're the same thing, caralho.
Do you Smoke: Sometimes.
Do you Swear: Erm.
Do you Sing: When I'm drunk.
Do you Shower Daily: Yes.
Have you Been in Love: Yes.
Do you want to go to College: Bit late for this question.
Do you want to get Married: Might be a problem
Do you belive in yourself: I exist.
Do you get Motion Sickness: No.
Do you think you are Attractive: Very much. No point in being silly bout it.
Are you a Health Freak: HAH!
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes. Except for when we scream at eachother.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Very much.
Do you play an Instrument: Bass guitar.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: HAHAHAHHHahHAHhh
In the past month have you Smoked: AHHAHAHAHAHHAh
In the past month have you been on Drugs: AHAHAHHAHHAHAHHA
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes. I bought clothes and shoes. Yay.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: I'm ABOUT to.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Oh yeah.
In the past month have you been on Stage: I gave a lapdance to my friend at this club.
In the past month have you been Dumped: No.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: I don't think so.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No.
Ever been Drunk: HAHAHAHAHHA
Ever been called a Tease: Hell yeah.
Ever been Beaten up: Once. Then I broke their jaw.
Ever Shoplifted: When I was little.
How do you want to Die: Like Lupe Velez
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A human being
What country would you most like to Visit: Japan.

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What type of gay guy are you?

You are the committed type! You like to have one boy and you don't want to share him. You don't need anyone else but him. You're into fucking him every night and no one else.
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Your Seduction Style: Prized Object
The seduction game you play is tried, true, and still effective: hard to get.
You know that the best seducers turn the tables - and get their crush to seduce them.
The one running has the power, and you're a challenge that is worth the chase.

You are a master of enticing and pulling back. Giving a little and taking some away.
You are controlled enough to know rewards come after a long seduction dance.
Even though you want to call, email, or say "I love you" first - you don't!

You're style is the perfect mix of hot and cold - so much so that you have many suitors.
Think Holly Golightly from Breakfast at Tiffany's ... or any of those creepy guys from the Bachelor.
You're skilled at inspiring a chase. The real test is picking the person to slow down for. What Kind of Seducer Are You?

Music:

Marilyn Manson, Tori Amos, Bjork, Portishead, Massive Attack, Grace Jones, Placebo, Muse, Joni Mitchell, Alvin and the Chipmunks, Basement Jaxx, Audio Bullies, Boney M, Concord Dawn, Dead Can Dance, Deep Forest, Deep Swing, Delerium (thankyou Jarrod), Depeche Mode, Dido, Donna Summers, DJ Mystik, Dubtribe Sound System, Elastic Band, Enya, Fanny Pack, Florence Foster-Jenkins, Flunk, Gary Numan, Giorgio Moroder, Goldfrapp (thankyou Jarrod), Guo Mei-Mei (BU PA BU PA LA!), Hed Kandi, Jewel, Jon Anderson, Jose Gonzalez, Kate Bush, Kosheen, Laverne Baker, Lee Cabrera, Amanda Lepore, Looper, Los del Rio, Lovage, Luciano Pavarotti, Madonna, Nice n Urlich, Nine Inch Nails, Rammstein, Rui Da Silva, Sebastien Leger, Son Kite, Spankox, The Shaggs, Tim Deluxe, Theodorakis Mikis, Vanessa Mae, Who da Funk, XUXA!

Movies:

Dune, The Ring Cycle, anything by Hitchcock, all the Psycho movies, The Ten Commandments (fah), Mary Poppins. Communion. The Sound of Music, Metropolis, Se7en, Pi, The Saw Trilogy, Memoirs of a Geisha, Howard the Duck, Tampopo, Raise the Red Lantern, Farewell My Concubine, Napoleon, History of the World Part 1, Blazing Saddles, Young Frankenstein, High Anxiety, Mommie Dearest, All About Eve, Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?, The Exorcist, Fritz the Cat, Scanners, Threads, The Game, Metropolis, Intolerance, and more when I remember. hehehehe

Television:

The Simpsons, South Park, Futurama, Family Guy, Donald Duck, Bugs Bunny, Malcolm in the Middle, Spongebob Squarepants, Boston Legal, House, Chip and Dale, Back of the Y, Star Trek Voyager (I know I know)

Books:

The Dune Saga, erm, anything by Frank Herbert, Clive Barker, Stephen King, Amy Tan, Robert Heinlein, Robert Silverberg, Raymond E. Feist, Marilyn Manson, The Marquis de Sade, Sei Shonagon. Communion. Anything by Whitley Streiber. Raise the Red Lantern by Su Tong... umm.. Isaac Asimov, Road Dahl, Erica Jong, The Epic of Gilgamesh, Psycho by Robert Bloch, (this is such a messy list) um, Portrait of a Killer by Patricia Cornwell, Auntie Mame and The Joyful Seaason by Patrick Dennis, weird tomes on microbiology, time dynamics, world mysteries, and others.

Heroes:

Yamamura Sadako. Gong Li, David Icke, Frank Herbert.

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My Blog

Facking hell may as well

yeah it's been eight months, who cares. I'm lazy.
Posted by Freddo on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 09:27:00 PST

Happy belated 07 kiddiewinkies

So it's twenty to four and I'm watching Margaret Cho with a cigarette.Lots has happened. Um, single again (AHAHhahhhah SO didn't work out. What was I thinking.)... I am seriously considering reworking...
Posted by Freddo on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 06:55:00 PST

Bibbety bobbety boop

Update. La. What is happening.Shopped to cook for six people on Christmas EveNewly single (gah.. but anyway. I feel like a bit of a weight has been lifted)and uuuuuum jobhunting for a call centre bitc...
Posted by Freddo on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 08:47:00 PST

Okay, decent post. Rant. A recipe. And bollocks. =D

It's been a while since I've done a diatribe, so here goes. OKso the James and I (Just reading Cal Wilson's blog, lovely girl, she was just going on about what to call the other person. Good bloody po...
Posted by Freddo on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 03:50:00 PST

More banality

Gardened. Wrote. Erm. Yah.Housesitting over the weekend with Jimmy-bob. That will be fun.Nyar. Hungry. Can't write properly. Ngggyaaahhhh.
Posted by Freddo on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 10:03:00 PST

Curry in a hurry

Vindaloo good. Although vinegar and chile fumes do burn one's eyes.Roll on 11ish!.. *teenaged*Surely there are ways to be entertained. Yay for Gray's Anatomy, Scrubs, and South Park.I wrote my first m...
Posted by Freddo on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 10:43:00 PST

Cooking with Fred. Pork and chive gyoza.

mm, so I will share my recipe. Just for fun cuz these are really good.You will need for the filling:250g of pork mincea bunch of chives about as thick as an inch across1 tablespoon of light soy1 table...
Posted by Freddo on Sat, 14 Oct 2006 05:07:00 PST

Samurai Pizza Cats!@$ \(^o^)/ \(^o^)/

Daisuki! XDI'm so ecstatic for several reasons.A: Pizza Cats, naturally. Best cartoon ever.B: Wontons are imminent (yes, for breakfast.)C: I have a friend whom I've been into for yonks and on Thursday...
Posted by Freddo on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 01:31:00 PST

Weekly preen

Holla back if you hate standing around with hair removal cream on your bits! woo!
Posted by Freddo on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 10:49:00 PST

FUCK YEAH

omgso after two days of pummeling at the hands of Goro I managed to finish MK4 on Very Hard on the Master 2 setting with Scorpion.. I feel like I need a drink or something even though I just woke up. ...
Posted by Freddo on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 09:58:00 PST