I need simple things in life... like room temperature peanut butter & jelly sandwiches, staplers that you can stand up on the end, keyboards with a number pad, a microwave with an "add 30 sec" button, black coffee, a fan blowing on my in my sleep, stovetop stuffing, internet access, my bike, some sort of porn and my iPod.
I also need more technical things... like Silk soy milk, my Lisinopril medication, 2XL shirts, Morningstar Farms products, 'The State' quotes (also Monty Python, Run Ronnie Run, Donnie Darko or an array of skateboard video quotes will suffice), a Tech Deck fingerboard assortment, my iPhone and my 24" iMac.
I have cut my own hair since I was 15 (EDIT: Today, 5/16/08, I got my first haircut from a barber in nearly 19 years at Beatnik Barber Shop on Read Street... Go There!). I hate when people give me my change back on top of my bills. The toilet paper should be roll facing outwards. I believe organized religion is a joke and the majority of people who embrace it (not everyone, dont kill me), will rather rely on it as a crutch to lean on because theyre not strong enough to deal with their problems themselves (sorry to sound harsh... its just easier to simplify it)... but we all pray to the same god when we want to hit that Mega Millions. I think laser should be spelled lazer cause the 'Z' makes it cooler. I HATE movies that are musicals regardless of them being based on actual musicals. More on me later in this issue! Inquire within!
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