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GWAR

About Me

After killing off the dinosaurs and inadvertently creating the human species by raping prehistoric apes, we began to significantly influence the development of the planet, until that wild gig in Atlantis, when it was decided that we should be entombed in Antarctica. Thus, preventing usfrom screwing up Earth any further. But now we ve escaped.

My Interests

killing, rape, murder, ravaging, maming, pillaging.

I'd like to meet:

Scumdogs of the Universe, murderers and killers.

Music:

pantera

Movies:

bloodstorm

Television:

shows about killing.

Books:

who the fuck reads books?

Heroes:

sleazy p martini