Maya is a clever dog indeed
She wrote all of the Horrordactyl songs between '91 and 2006 and i shamelessly stole them from her. This is the only credit she will get - this and perhaps a biscuit. For years i observed her guitar,bass,vocal and synthesizer stylings and plotted extreme plagiarism, but now i believe i am the musical equal to this 7 (or 49 if u prefer) year old canine so i will pretend she never really wrote any songs in the first place. But I'm probably deceiving myself in vain. It was very kind of her to buy me Crass's Best Before 1984 and Dead Kennedys' Plastic Surgery Disasters tho. And she definitely wrote all of the songs by Thee Intolerable Kidd, Chihuahua Zycantah, the Loa Deps and allegedly Led Zepellin and Sonic Youth. Although a major contributor within my other "band" (if u were to listen u would no doubt realise just why i put quotes around the word "band") "Thee Strawberry milkshake Viagra Soup band", she gets zero acknowledgements for forthcoming sonic attractions such as the as yet unnamed spacemetalpunk thing in rehersal with Mazola da Rola, and the as yet completely existing in my head hardcore covers type project a la DKs,Misfits,Minor Threat,Stupids,Black Flag,Angry Samoans,Butthole Surfers....oh yeah and theres the anti-acousticism of Damaged Teacup Demonomania to contend with and also hoping to resurrect the sleeping anarcho-punk dog that goes by the name of Chihuahua Zycantah...think that makes it all crystal
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