F+P

F is a mouse. P is a koala. They met in Ukraine by a market stall selling musical instruments and caged animals. P was about to be sold to the highest bidder. F was scurrying about, looking for food, when she looked up and saw P in his cage. Being a kind little mouse, she climbed up the stall and nibbled on the bars of his cage. Eventually, P was able to jump out and onto the face of his owner. He gouged the motherfucker's eyes out. P and F grabbed a bunch of instruments and ran into the Ukranian countryside, where they were able to make their divine music in peace. Their travels took them all over Europe, eventually reaching England, where they found a tape recorder discarded by a an old philosphy professor. Listening to his tape provided them with the foundations of the English language. They taped over his wise words and started a musical revolution. But then, something strange happened. The link between them merged to create a cosmic being, who goes by the name of +. He follows F and P wherever they go, keeping time, banging drums and making odd sounds with his mouth.