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About Me

..i`m italian, born and raised in south st. louis. umm i have hair am sort of tall and i wear t-shirts sometimes. i am one of the founding members of the shooting gallary, i also am a member of the local 666, what else do you want to know? ....................
How evil are you?
You Are Tequilla
When you drink, you're serious about getting drunk! You'll take any shot that's offered up to you... Even if it tastes like sock sweat! And you're never afraid of eating the worm. What alcoholic drink are you?.. -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- START YOUTHINK.COM QUIZ RESULTS --
Are you a robot?
YES! You are a robot of destruction!
You will crush anyone or anything in your path with missles and lasers and other cool things. You're one badass hunk of metal.

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My Interests

adopt your own virtual pet!.. I adopted a cute lil' pirate fetus from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus! shaved puppies, camel toes, my dog bauchus, donkey punches, balloon animals, mud pies, new york style tacos, sock puppets, scotch tape, corn dogs, hoop earings, filthy mcshwall, b b guns, tennis balls with the fuzz ripped off, kayaking in river desperes, bbq`n bacon............

I'd like to meet:

i would like to meet a stupid moron with an ungly face and a big butt and there butt smells and who likes to kiss their own butt. also Christina Ricci, and Fairuza Balk again.....OH ALSO WHOEVER THAT FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT WHO STOLE "BRIDE OF A DOUBLE FEATURE AKA THE CRUXIFICTION OF DINNER", SO I CAN KICK THE SHIT OUT OF THEM. JAKE FLACHS IN SLACKS ALSO I WOULD REALLY LIKE TO MEAT HIM FOR THE FIRST TIME. also anyone who thinks kurt winkler is gay. and the band kurt is gay i hear they are the shiznite. oh also master shake.

.. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. ........KURT IS GAY................

Music:

..danzig, misfits, samhain, plazmatics, the spiders, the dwarves, cradle of filth, tori amos, tigerarmy, afi, son of sam, demented are go, my ruin, g.g. allin, elvis, reverend horton heat, pretty girls make graves, the smiths, graves, the chop tops, pitbull farm, toilet boys, sister machine gun, pig, the red elvis`s, p.j. harvey, the nekromantics, balzak, the melow sounds of the dankrietner anal experiance preformed by dante salmo.kurt is gay, lacuna coil, the bangles, the white stripes, nefastrucidat, manhole,

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Movies:

THE SECRET OF NIM, BRAWLEN BRAODS, THE LEGEND OF BILLIE JEAN, DONNIE DARKO, PLAN 9 FROM OUTERSPACE, AMERICAN PSYCHO, WILLIE WONKA, THE CRUSIFIXTION OF DINNER, STINK FINGER SCIENCE, THE RUBYS QUESTION, CANIBLE THE MUSICAL, CARLITO`S WAY ,Usual Suspects / Natural Born Killers / Boyz in The Hood / Pulp Fiction / Jackie Brown / Resevoir Dogs / Pump Up The Volume /Matrix 1,2,3 / Almost Famous .. .. ........

Television:

AQUA TEEN HUNGER MUTHA FUCKEN FORCE,the simple life, family guy, simpsons, the hogan family, full house gotta love those olsen twins. ......

Books:

APOCALYPTIC CULTURE 2, AMERICAN PSYCHO, GLAMORAMA, THE INFORMERS, CHOKE, FIGHT CLUB, THE RULES OF ATTRACTION..

Heroes:

JUDY KRIETNER, LIL CRIS(the only person i know who could talk me into running through the park naked) .. .. .. .. .. ......

My Blog

Check out this event: bachusfest

Hosted By: ToddWhen: Saturday Feb 11, 2006at 9:00 PMWhere: Way Out ClubSaint Louis, MO 63101USDescription:Todd Click Here To View Eventbauchus is the dog in my pictures.he is the coolest.and he needs ...
Posted by Pager Dave on Tue, 06 Dec 2005 11:54:00 PST

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Posted by Pager Dave on Tue, 25 Oct 2005 02:56:00 PST

this just in

kurt winkler is gay. he loves to make out with guys on the beach.
Posted by Pager Dave on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

attention shooting gallery: i am so very pissed

i am so pissed. the most errotic villian i know is going back to st. louis and i am stuck in the middle east. the shooting gallery players that a present better get so freaking buttered. i want to ...
Posted by Pager Dave on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

the buttery

do you guys remember that fateful night when we went to get burgers in soulard then i spent all my money on shots then got into road rage mode on the highway with nick and the hoes in the car. then bl...
Posted by Pager Dave on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

the shooting gallery players were correct

it sucked. i was missled. it was impersonators. it was the same person doing niel dimond and tom jones. it was a hoax it was bull shit.
Posted by Pager Dave on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

reason you wish you were here

You all are so jeolose and i know it. you wish you could be in bahrain and i know why. do you want to know why? ok i will tell you. Tom Jones and Niel Dimond are playing a free show tommorow. you...
Posted by Pager Dave on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Shooting Gallery Reunite

2005 shooting gallery reunion. that is the date because the reunion will be for the entire year. wednesday night butteries. meaningless jobs. sleeping with a british flag for a cover. all the lit...
Posted by Pager Dave on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

bahrain

you guys are totally missing out on all this middle eastern partying. fun fun fun in the sun.
Posted by Pager Dave on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 01:00:00 PST

d haroon

danny made our boss david haroon cry like a newborn baby woman. if danny would have been working brah he wouldn`t have time to make david cry brah you know what i mean brah.
Posted by Pager Dave on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST