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dead guy dan

I am here for Friends

About Me

south side stl fo life biatch. my dogs are barking for blood.

My Interests

pooping, stabbing, saving the guilty, raising the finest dogs on the southside, shooting crackwhores with a bb gun, breaking things, drinking all the vodka before tony gets home, crucifying dinner.

I'd like to meet:

people who like to laugh at the misfortunes of others

Music:

brotha lynch hung, the misfits, blowfly, mindless self indulgence, dungeon family, spiders, too short, wu tang especially odb, goatwhore, quombaa zoo, black market, dwarves, n.w.a, johnny cash, skip james, robert johnson, the nekromantics

Movies:

blood, shogun assassin, anything with gordon liu, cannibal the musical, stinkfinger science, big trouble in little china, dawn of the dead, and that tape of me and your mom

Books:

filth, the bible, everything is under control

Heroes:

judy kreitner and captain purry paws

My Blog

birfday

today is my birfday and my friends say fuck you.
Posted by dead guy dan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

break

dave has left the stl and now i can take a break from whiskey every night. i miss him already.
Posted by dead guy dan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

sober

i drink so i don't dream. 2 days ago i went to bed sober and dreamed of killing all night. some people i know some i don't. i guess this happens to everybody. i need a shot.
Posted by dead guy dan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

old ladies love me

i saw butthead's mom at mardi gras. she said she loves it when i call her son because of my "deep, sexy voice." i took her to a johnny on the spot and nailed her while holding her face in the shit w...
Posted by dead guy dan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

fuck you all

i'm tired of hearing second-hand about all the people that don't like me or want to kick my ass. if you want some come get some bitches. you know where i am.
Posted by dead guy dan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

sonuva sonuva

i want to go to sunny san diego with big j and the homo erotic strangler, but i am a broke sonuva bitch. at least it's groundhog's day.
Posted by dead guy dan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

huh?

kill things dead
Posted by dead guy dan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST