Founded in the Summer of 2002 by Mr. Rin Tin Tin and Nighthawk, Dudes Magazine is the most BITCH publication EVER!!! Pretty much, it's our lives put on paper for Dudes to read about. It's "Number 1 In The Can" and "The Worldwide Leader In Bathroom Publications". Just ask Rev. Norb; he's on the staff! And oh yeah, Joe King digs it too. And we were reviewed in Razorcake ..25. Basically, Dudes Mag covers all things Dudely, i.e. Nintendo (the original 8-Bit system) by a Dude named 8Bit, poundin' Heavies and gettin' taint deep (not necessarily in that order), Boneyard Boobtube, record reviews, Schucker Do's and Dont's, Dudes Sports, Dad Do's and Dont's, totally killer artwork by J-Man (punk rock Jesus), Dudes Games, Dudes Hories, Dudes Foods, Dudes Babes, Dudes Son-of-Obitchuary, Big Time (Nighthawk's old man) provides a Quote O' the Month, Cable Tales by the Cable Monster, Dudes Riggs, Dudes Jaunts, Dudely Dude Profiles, Dudes Wears, Dudes Digs, Dudes Word Scramble, Shitbag Actor O' the Month, Glutton Mutton and Dutton O' the Month, Dudes Dives, Dudes Outdoors (written by Root, a Dude who lives in a trailer in Arkansas), Dudes 'Views with such bands and cool Dudes as the Groovie Ghoulies, Joe Queer, The Independents, The Pubes, Reverend Norb, The Methadones, Pink Lincolns, Against Me!, Bucket from the Toasters, and more), and lots of other Dudely shit. Oh, and a Dude who almost killed himself while jumping out of an airplane in the Army writes shit too. A Dude is named Raddest Dude Alive for each Issue; as well as a Dude Found In Contempt Of Dudes Stuff (D.F.I.C.O.D.S.), and a Vag-A-Rific Blunder O' the Month award is given out to a Dude each Ish also. And don't forget about Dudes Picks (each staff member picks a Bad Jam, Flick, and Food for each Issue. And how could we overlook the Dudes Glossary; located at the end of each Mag, the Gloss usually contains around 150 new terms that we've made up. By reading it, you can start talking like us. In other words, like moronic drunks.
So get on board with Dudes Magazine. Just toss it up on top of your shitter for the next time you're havin' a chat with the Cable Monster. It'll be the wisest decision you ever made, outside of the time you decided to score a sixer instead of a Mother's Day card for your mom. Laters, all the Dudes at Dudes Magazine.
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Dudes Magazine World Headquarters
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