Not saying; "so........" at the end of every other sentence. Music (OBVIOUSLY!!), movies, anything with an engine and wheels on it - excluding furniture and white goods. Standing still is fun, small parts of Calcutta, peanuts, the word; 'AMPLE' and the outdoors.I'm also interested in initiating a worldwide ban on footb*ll and cooked fish.
People who see the funny side of life,... and DETEST the twisted, corrupt religion they call; "Football"!!People who DON'T finish every other sentence with; "so...". What's all that about??"Ohhh, Love me...." - PATHETIC!!
Led Zeppelin - YES REALLY!!, The Police, Smashing Pumpkins, Dogs Die In Hot Cars, Buffalo Tom, Pixies, Black Keys, Screaming Trees, Corduroy, QOTSA, Ian Brown, Bonzo Dog Doo Dah Band, Tori Amos, Afghan Whigs, Buddy Holly, Funkadelic, X.T.C, Beastie Boys, The Beta Band, Jayhawks, Cry of love, Delays, Early Streetsounds 'Electro', Flaming Lips, Zappa, Grant Lee Buffalo, P.W. Long, Gorillaz, Pink Floyd, The Jam/Weller, Thorns, Foo Fighters, any England World Cup anthem - HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! No. Please stop, my ears are bleeding. No, not coz the song is unlistenable - which it ALWAYS is, but because you appear to have smashed a pint glass over my head. Oh well, it's all in the nature of the 'beautiful' game. Here, have an ENGERLUND flag & a silly scarf to shut in your car window whilst drivin home - advertising the fact (as if it wasn't apparent enough) that you're a bandwagon-esque prat, bouncing innocent children gallantly off the bonnet of your Y reg. Red "COME ON 'THE REDS'" Ford Focus 1.6LX (couldn't afford a nicer model - I had my season ticket to pay for, after all...)in an a mad, drunken rush home to watch the HIGHLIGHTS on BBC3. PRIORITIES!!? You GOON!! Oh, how the Football gods must be laughing at you for peeing all your savings up the wall and into their pockets. Ooooh, sorry about that....and breathe...
Fight Club, Alien, Spinal Tap, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Rock School, Trainspotting, The Elephant Man, Human Traffic, Kill Bill I/II, Jaws, Withnail & I, IT, Any Monty Python, Blood Simple, High Fidelity, American Werewolf in London, Pee wee Herman's Big Adventure, Seven, House of 1000 corpses, Devils Rejects, 12 Angry Men, Snatch, Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, King Kong, Football Factory - ONLY JOKING!!
Alan Partridge, Saxondale, The Office, Extras, Jam, Big Train, The Mighty Boosh, Fast Show, Bagpuss, 15 Storeys High, Weather Forcasts, Jools Holland, Miss World, Blankety Blank, Chorton & The Wheelies, Match of the day...Not really. I've rather cut my eyelids off with industrial bolt-croppers!
Geoff Nicholls - John Bonham; A Thunder Of Drums, KEITH Moon Biography - Dear Boy, Dave Grohl - Foo Fighters, Nirvana & other misadventures, Stephen Davis - Hammer Of The Gods, Tom Baker - The Boy Who Kicked Pigs, Any Viz Annual, I'm a dead, drunken goon who managed to punt a ball vaguely in the direction of a goal once, or twice - George Best..... Pickle In Peace!!
John Bonham (R.I.P), Prof. Stanley Unwin (R.I.P), Ayrton Senna (R.I.P), Prince Vladamir Dracula III (R.I.P), Jeremy Clarkson, Margeret Thatcher (FAR BIGGER BOLLOX THAN BLAIR!), Billy Connolly, George (better off down there) Best (shame)...