I am the inventor of GIROTOE. A biological giroscope created by growing my big toe nail so long that it has curled around my body creating the giroscopic frame work. Having been cryogenically frozen for 1005 years my inner workings have evolved to produce a part man/ part machine/ part toenail type creature known as GIROTOE. I'm at the whirring around space and time stage at the moment but i hope to find a practical use for it soon.
My Interests
I'd like to meet:
A talking octopuss, Boneyard Fips, Ponsenby Ponciple Ponce, Leggy Mambo, Bungle, A Wizard and a Balloon penelopy