my name is russ, my friends have a tendency to run me over in their cars, i have a ginger beard, i dont like cats, religious fanatics, organised religion, or anything religious in any way, shape or form, religion is inherantly evil, eggs or any egg based products such as queche or omelette, christmas, christmas songs, christmas carols, christmas pudding, and anything christmassy, rude people, nasty little sticky things, people who sit next to me on the train and make funny noises, reality tv, channel 5's coverage of newcastles european matches, ladders, that stuff you find in your belly button, hair nets, people who walk with an attitude (grow up losers), christiano ronaldo, cold play, people who say ie when they mean eg, turning left, the manic street preachers, losing socks, getting wet, overcooked meat, andy gray...for the love of god shut up no one cares what you have to say you cliche ridden-football commentater whore, the word 'comfy', genocide, vegetarianism...which in extreme cases can lead to genocide, the A34, people who litter, pop socks, bright flashing lights, girls who fuck you around, getting hassled by the man, songs of praise, cold callers, colds, the french, being told to shave, lilly allen, other peoples opinions, bad haircuts, emo's, monday mornings, beavis and butthead, people with superiority complexes, insomnia, headaches, other peoples farts, stubbing my toe, people who say "i dont like that" when they've never tried it, acid reflux, stella artios, having to go to the dentist, bangla music, social commentary, the book 'establishment of a geological framework for paleoanthropology (special paper, 242)(paperback), america, being stabbed with a compus, people who cant map read, rap music, urban legends, not being believed when i'm telling the truth, the phrase "a stitch in time saves nine", not remembering why i walked upstairs, the word 'flumptious', hose pipe bans, people who dont call back or reply to texts, slugs, junk mail, senseless violence, hockey, stick thin models, people coming to my country and welching off the benefit system...GET A JOB YOU FREE LOADING C**TS, horse racing, politics, polititions, macdonalds, harry potter, geese, the colour pink, tea, stupid people, pikies, bream, suits and ties, the person who invented the neck tie, getting sand in my eye, being kicked in the nuts, hospitals, school, wasps (only because if i get stung by one i die!), waffle toasters, pop music, volvos, winter, horror movies (sooooooooooooooo boring), people who push in, having things put in my ear, being woken up, jam, being woken up by having jam put in my ear, cold floors, american football, preachers, hyenas, urban pigeons, barbie dolls, people who cant drive properly, defective chairs, doing that "quote" thing with your fingers, sticky fingers, manchester utd football club, pears, alarm clocks, foot fungus, scratched cds, preachers of hate, kids tv, dancing, waking up somwhere and not knowing how i got there, owen steadman, too much concrete and the welsh know me as jesus
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You Are Animal
A complete lunatic, you're operating on 100% animal instincts.
You thrive on uncontrolled energy, and you're downright scary.
But you sure can beat a good drum.
"Kill! Kill!"
The Muppet Personality Test
also i would describe myself as quixotic (now that i know what it means) for those of you like i was before i knew what it meant and dont know what it meansquixotic:- caught up in the romance of noble deeds and the pursuit of unreachable goals;idealistic without regard to practicality
Your IQ Is 140
Your Logical Intelligence is Below Average
Your Verbal Intelligence is Genius
Your Mathematical Intelligence is Genius
Your General Knowledge is Genius
A Quick and Dirty IQ Test
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General
Name? Sir Russell of Bookham
Age? 24
Nicknames? Rusty, Toastie, Ochie, Pissed boy, Piss tank, Jesus, God-Damned fucking hippy, Abuelo, Old man Ruffles, Baron von Throphousen the 3rd....Bishop
Where were you born? In a hospital
How many people have you killed? Only one, but she was really old so it doesnt count
Do you like mondays? The only days i like better are, wednesdays, sundays, bank holidays, shrove tuesdays, fridays, birthdays, tuesdays, days off, saturdays, christmas days, thursdays.....so no not really
Do you know Mr McGillycutty from the old country? Yes! yes i do
If so, how? He came to me in a vision
Think of a number 37
Was it 37? Why yes it was...that was quite amazing
Do you wish you could change race like Micheal Jackson? No he's a kiddie fiddling freak
Do you like puppies? Yes
If so, how many do you think you could eat in one sitting? 4 small ones, 1 large one
Have you been to space? Im not telling.....
Think of a famous person you'd like to punch in the face George W Bush
Was it Spanish Dave? No
Bees or Wasps? Bees
Cheese or socks? I dont understand
Is this the most pointless survey you've ever taken? yes! yes it is
Favourite animal? Feather-tailed glider
Favourite toast topping? Marmite and mushed up banana
Do you believe in mooo? My favourite religion
Girls
Have you ever met one that wasnt a nutter? Dont think so
If so, can i have her number? NO shes mine...ha ha
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